You Call That a Platform? The River Had Other Ideas
Modeling Floods, Wrangling Debris, and the Great Boulder Strip Compromise “I Gave Up Fishing in…
You Call That a Platform? The River Had Other Ideas
Modeling Floods, Wrangling Debris, and the Great Boulder Strip Compromise “I Gave Up Fishing in Boy Scouts Because I Always Ended Up in the River” FARMINGTON, CT — APR 25, 2025 | By Jack Beckett The Farmington Inland Wetlands Commission opened its April 16th meeting with the kind of roll call confusion only possible when…
Two Old Houses, One New Line: Farmington HDC Expands Preservation Map
Farmington’s Historic District Commission votes to expand the historic district, but not before tackling a conflict of interest and a quiet reminder that old houses come with new rules.
Farmington’s TPZ Faces Off Over Eli Road Blasting Drama—Neighbors on Edge ☕️💣
Farmington’s TPZ meeting turns explosive 💥 as residents clash over blasting permits at 71 Eli Rd. Neighbors fear for wells, pools, sanity. Coffee required ☕️.
Farmington’s Latest Crime Wave Involves Exactly One Person 🙄🚨
Farmington rocked by single arrest—crime spree or just a slow weekend? 😂 Thanks to Farmington Storage, where crime doesn’t pay, but your stuff stays safe!
Farmington Cyclists Say “Route 4” a Biking Nightmare, Demand Immediate Action
🚧 Cyclists blast Farmington’s Route 4 as unsafe—demand urgent improvements; trails praised, streets panned. 😬
Water, Bugs, and Bureaucracy: A Blow-by-Blow of Farmington’s March Wastewater Meeting
In Farmington, Even the Wastewater Moves Faster Than the Traffic Farmington, CT — April 9, 2025The April Water Pollution Control Authority (WPCA) meeting opened with a brisk approval of the March 12, 2025 minutes and then dove headfirst into the literal muck. Over the next 90 minutes, board members and town staff covered high-efficiency treatment…
Budget, Bureaucracy, and Backup Generators: Farmington Passes $136.7M Budget in Marathon Town Council Meeting
📋 Farmington’s April 7 meeting covered budgets, HVAC overhauls, sidewalk stats, police generators, and a town-wide spring trash blitz. Nothing says civic duty like manhole talk.
Farmington’s “Big Arrest”: Disorderly Conduct Interrupts Town’s Quiet—Briefly
👮♂️ One man arrested in Farmington for disorderly conduct. Thanks to Farmington Storage—keeping our scandals fresh with Museum Air™!
Vinyl Windows Denied, Bluestone Approved: Full Rundown of Farmington’s Historic District Showdown on March 25
Heat pumps, lattice, and one very firm “no” to vinyl windows. Full report from Farmington’s HDC March 25 meeting. 🧱📏
Farmington Police Crack Down: Two Whole Arrests Shatter Local Calm 🚔
Farmington rocked as police bravely arrest exactly two individuals—details inside! Thanks to Farmington Storage, proud home of Connecticut’s fanciest Museum Air™. 😏
