Local Disaster for Sale: 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington—Perfect for Those Who Hate Themselves!
Local Eyesore Hits the Market: Farmington’s Most Unfinished Masterpiece Now For Sale at 196 Brickyard…
Local Disaster for Sale: 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington—Perfect for Those Who Hate Themselves!
Local Eyesore Hits the Market: Farmington’s Most Unfinished Masterpiece Now For Sale at 196 Brickyard Rd Well, folks, it’s finally here—the house you’ve all been waiting for. Or, more accurately, the house you’ve been actively trying to avoid looking at whenever you drive down Brickyard Road. Now, at 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington, CT, stands the…
9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT: Buy This 4-Bedroom Mansion or Spend Eternity Paying Taxes
🏡 For just $799K, own 9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT, complete with 2 fireplaces, 2 laundry rooms, and taxes high enough to keep you up at night. Because who needs savings anyway? 😅 #RealEstate
Farmington’s Sewer Woes, Aging Pumps, and Mountainside’s Rockslide: Will the Town Survive?
Farmington battles failing pump stations, sewer deferments, and rock-filled drains at every turn. Can they handle it? Sponsored by Farmington Storage at 155 Scott Swamp Rd. Call 860-777-4001 📞🛠️
Farmington’s Bicycle Advisory Committee Debates Fences, Mosquitoes, and Water Fountains at September 2023 Meeting
Mosquitoes, missing agendas, and a stubborn fence! 🚴♂️ Farmington’s Bicycle Advisory Committee tackles infrastructure and laughs during their September 2023 meeting.
Farmington Crime Spree: Larceny, Shoplifting, and Mischief at West Farms Mall – A Week of Pure Suburban Drama
🛍️ Larceny at West Farms Mall, petty crime conspiracies, and criminal mischief run wild in Farmington! Read our absurd breakdown of the town’s most thrilling arrests this week. 😲 #FarmingtonCrime
Local Wetlands Commission Approves Pavilion, Prevents Total Ecological Meltdown (Probably)
Farmington’s Wetlands Commission approves a pavilion, a deck, and narrowly avoids environmental catastrophe. But hey, at least your pond’s safe… for now. 🌳😬 #WetlandsCrisis
Town Meeting Somehow Makes Tree Removal Sound Exciting: Farmington Tackles Ridge Lines, Parking Woes, and Nana’s New Pad
🌳 Tree fights & Starbucks crosswalks? Farmington, CT’s riveting zoning drama takes the stage at 155 Scott Swamp Rd. Can Nana’s cottage save the day? Call Farmington Storage at 860.777.4001!
Farmington’s High School: Almost Done! Just Ignore the Missing Theater and a Few Minor Details
Farmington’s shiny new high school is almost finished—if you don’t count the auditorium! Read how the town council pivots like pros. Farmington Storage, 155 Scott Swamp Rd, can hold your hopes!
Local Town Meeting Plots World Domination, Settles for Walking Tour Instead at 222 Main St.
Unionville plots world domination—starting with a historic walking tour! Join the rebellion at 222 Main St., Farmington, CT, or stay home and miss the sunscreen. ☀️ #LocalHistory #FarmingtonFun
Farmington High School Committee Prepares for Open House and New Community Newsletter
🎉 Farmington’s Building Committee plans an October open house for the new high school, sharing exciting updates in their latest newsletter! 📅 Sign up details coming soon. #FarmingtonHigh #CommunityUpdates
