Farmington Police Make Arrest – Local Man Charged with Assault, Disorderly Conduct

FARMINGTON, CT – Well folks, it’s another day in Farmington, which means another arrest that we, your trusty last-to-breaking-news team, have finally gotten around to reporting. On March 19, 2025, Farmington police arrested 34-year-old Daniel R. Aparo on New Britain Avenue at approximately 11:40 AM—a time when most of us were still emotionally recovering from our morning coffee.

The Charges:

Aparo, a Farmington resident, was charged with the following:

• Strangulation/Suffocation – 3rd Degree (which, in legal terms, is precisely as concerning as it sounds)
• Disorderly Conduct (for when bad behavior just isn’t quite criminal enough)
• Assault – 3rd Degree (because apparently, second-degree was just too much commitment)

In a display of financial confidence, Aparo posted his $10,000 nonsurety bond, which means he found a way to scrape together ten grand without handing over any actual cash to the court—truly an inspiration to anyone looking to get arrested on a budget.

Next Steps – Court Date Set for March 20

Aparo is scheduled to appear in court on March 20, 2025—which, by the time you’re reading this, might already be yesterday. Or today. Or last week. Again, we’re always last to breaking news, so do your best with the information we have.

Legal Disclaimer That Keeps Our Lawyers Happy

It is important to remember that all individuals are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. We don’t make the laws, folks—we just report on them… slowly.

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