Farmington Meeting Madness: From Quorum Chaos to Solar Drama!

November 4, 2024: Farmington’s Joint Green Efforts Committee—What Went Down

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It was a classic evening at the Joint Green Efforts Committee meeting: quorum panic, dog interruptions, and enough solar panel talk to power an entire TED Talk series. Here’s everything you need to know—and probably some things you didn’t.

Quorum Chaos & Typos Galore 📝🤯

The meeting stumbled out of the gate as members scrambled to see if they even had enough attendees to get business done. Spoiler alert: They didn’t—until Marty made his heroic arrival and finally saved the day. Cue relieved sighs. And if you’re keeping score, yes, the minutes were from October 1st, not October 4th. It’s just a typo, folks. Crisis averted!

“All in favor of fixing the minutes typo? Aye. Any opposed? Who would even oppose that?!”

Public Lighting and Dark Skies: How to Keep Birds Happy and Street Corners Safe 🌌🐦

Next on the agenda: outdoor lighting. Committee members discussed motion sensors, “dark sky” regulations, and the crucial difference between warm and cool lighting. The real insight? Warmer lights are better for wildlife, and maybe—just maybe—we should rethink how many LEDs we’re blasting into the night sky.

Interested in eco-friendly lighting? Check out tips from Dark Skies or the Lights Out CT campaign. Your local raccoons will thank you.

Solar Panels: It’s Complicated (Like, Flat-Roof Complicated) 🌞🏫

Ah, the age-old question: Why doesn’t every town building have solar panels? Turns out, many Farmington schools have flat roofs, and putting solar panels on them is a water-leak nightmare. Members debated the pros and cons of potential ground installations, especially with tricky spots like Union School, where trees block sunlight and ruin everyone’s solar dreams.

The result? A collective “It’s complicated,” but they’re working on it. Stay tuned for updates—if the roofs hold up.

Cleanup Day Drama: Trash or Treasure? 🗑️👀

The committee brainstormed improvements for Farmington’s April Cleanup Day. Should we promote the whole month as Cleanup Month or stick to the traditional one-day event? There was a heated (but friendly) debate about the risk of kids getting disappointed if they can’t find enough trash to pick up. Yes, that’s a real concern.

Key takeaways:

• Flyers need to go out way earlier. March, not April, people!
• Let’s call it “April Cleanup Month” but make sure there’s still trash left for the Girl Scouts. Balance is key.
• Weighing trash bags individually is great, but please don’t lose any pages of data this year. Lessons learned.

“No trash? No fun for the kids. It’s a paradox only Farmington could have,” joked one member.

Other Bits & Bobs: A Quick Recap

• Adopt-A-Road Update: A student interested in wildlife conservation might join, but it’s a bit of a mismatched fit.
• Energy Efficiency Recognition: Still waiting on an update for town buildings. Expect more motion sensors and energy-saving strategies.
• Solar Incentives?: Eversource doesn’t have much going on right now, but at least some residents are getting panels. Progress!

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