Farmington Police Logs Two Arrests, Museum Air Still Crisp 🌬️
Farmington, CT – The Farmington Police Department has reported two arrests in the last week, proving yet again that small-town life can still pack a legal punch. Here’s your breakdown of what went down, because we know you’re busy scrolling memes.
The Case of the $75K Larceny Bond and… Missing License Plates?
- Suspect: Saleh Nabeel Hussein, 19, hailing from Caledonia, MI (you’re not in Michigan anymore, Saleh).
- Arrest Date/Time: November 14, 2024, at precisely 9:53 a.m.
- Location: 1680 Farmington Avenue—our local hotspot for getting caught.
- Charges: Fourth-degree larceny (that’s $75,000 in surety bond level serious) and, wait for it, failure to display license plates. Because why not add vehicular accessory neglect to the rap sheet?
- Outcome: Held on bond and due in court on November 15. Maybe someone should gift-wrap some plates for Christmas. 🎁🚗
Bond? Nonsurety. Crime? Fourth-Degree Larceny.
- Suspect: Tevin Armando Gray, 18, showing us how New Britain Avenue hosts more than just stoplights.
- Arrest Date/Time: November 16, 2024, at 1:17 p.m.
- Location: 319 New Britain Avenue.
- Charges: Fourth-degree larceny with a bond set at $5,000. A quick trip to Farmington’s version of Monopoly Jail, and Tevin was free on bond like a true gentleman of the law.
- Court Date: November 26—turkey leftovers and justice, anyone? 🦃⚖️
Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Folks 🕊️
As your friendly Farmington Mercury likes to remind you, the gavel hasn’t dropped yet. All suspects are presumed innocent until proven guilty. Save the pitchforks for next year’s zoning disputes.
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