Arrest Chronicles in Farmington: Criminal Mischief, a Warrant, and a Dash of Irony

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Arrested Development: Farmington Style

By Jack Beckett, Staff Reporter, The Farmington Mercury

Ah, Farmington, where the arrests are scarce, but the intrigue is high! On December 2, 2024, at precisely 9:07 a.m., Farmington police officers reported to 319 New Britain Avenue in Unionville, CT, where Daniel R. Aparo, a 43-year-old Farmington resident, was caught in a legal kerfuffle. His charge? Criminal Mischief in the Third Degree—the only level of mischief that pairs so beautifully with a $1,500 non-surety bond.

According to police, this wasn’t a spur-of-the-moment apprehension. Aparo’s arrest was warrant-based, as deliberate as a Sunday brunch reservation at Apricots. He posted bond quickly, ensuring the alleged mischief-maker remains innocent (at least legally speaking) until his December 11th court date.

The Farmington Police Department kindly reminds residents that their diligent work ensures the safety of the community. Also, they apparently believe in the power of succinct press logs because this one arrest report is short enough to be framed as minimalist art.


A Note on Presumption of Innocence

The Farmington Mercury would like to remind everyone that all individuals are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. That’s the law, folks—and also, the best way to keep neighborly gossip spicy without stepping into libel territory.


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Author’s Note

Jack Beckett drinks his coffee black and his news slow. When not penning local arrest stories, he’s plotting his rise to Farmington’s favorite cynic. Catch more from Jack and the rest of The Farmington Mercury team at We Are Farmington or our ever-chirpy X page.

Stay quirky, Farmington! 🌟

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