Larceny, Air-Tight Storage, and the Wheels of Justice in Farmington, CT
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In the latest arrest news:
Miriam Judith Rodriguez
- Age: 34
- Arrested On: 01/02/2025, at precisely 11:39 PM.
- Location: 319 New Britain Ave, because nothing good happens after 11 PM, especially not third-degree larceny.
- Charges: 53a-124 Larceny 3rd Degree (a fancy way of saying, “things got stolen”).
- Bond: $4,000 surety. Yes, a surety bond鈥攂ecause Farmington believes in securing justice and wallets.
- Court Date: 01/07/2025, when Rodriguez will have her day in court to clear up this unfortunate misunderstanding or face the music.
This arrest comes courtesy of a warrant, proving that if Farmington鈥檚 law enforcement wants to talk to you, they’ll find you鈥攚hether you鈥檙e strolling down New Britain Ave or hiding in a “museum air” storage unit (more on that later).
Important Note:
In the true spirit of the Constitution, Miriam Judith Rodriguez is considered innocent until proven guilty. Let鈥檚 remember: an arrest is the beginning, not the conclusion, of justice.
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