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Domestic Peace Shattered—Again
In an evening more dramatic than a town‑hall zoning meeting, Waterbury resident Mynequa Patricia Burnett (20) allegedly upgraded her Batterson Park Road visit to a full‑contact sport at 6:09 p.m. on July 16. Charges include 2nd‑degree breach of peace, carrying a dangerous weapon, and 3rd‑degree assault. Total bond: $5,000 (non-surety). Court date? Today—so punctual!
South Road Sisters Execute “Shop‑Till‑Cuffs” Tour
Hours earlier, Farmington Police say Meriden siblings Genith Dolores Zambrano (50) and Sandra Marilu Zambrano (51) allegedly treated the 500 South Road retail corridor like an all‑you‑can‑lift buffet at 3:37 p.m. Both face 6th‑degree larceny and the ever‑fashionable “conspiracy to commit 6th‑degree larceny.” Matching $5,000 nonsurety bonds—because nothing says sisterly love like synchronized bail. Court comes calling July 22.
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Jack Beckett writes local news powered by a double espresso and a side of existential dread. When not chronicling minor misdemeanors, he’s debating whether coffee from Einstein Bros. counts as a food group.
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This article, “🚨 Farmington CT Arrests: Domestic Dispute & Twin Larceny Caper, July 2025 🚓,” by Jack Beckett is licensed under CC BY‑ND 4.0.
“🚨 Farmington CT Arrests: Domestic Dispute & Twin Larceny Caper, July 2025 🚓”
by Jack Beckett, The Farmington Mercury (CC BY‑ND 4.0)
