Farmington Police Nab Five Suspects, Star One Woman in Four Guest Roles
Five fresh arrests, one repeat star, and a $10 k game of “catch me if you can.” Read the full Farmington police blotter, mercilessly gift‑wrapped in oniony snark.
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Farmington TPZ Debates Crown Equities’ 65‑Acre Midway District Plan
Farmington’s TPZ weighs a 65‑acre Crown Equities proposal mixing townhomes, apartments, and river‑view houses while traffic, schools, and a 100‑foot river buffer dominate the debate.
Only Arrest in Farmington Monday: Florida Man Allegedly Shoplifts, Town’s Blood Pressure Unchanged
Florida visitor nabbed for sixth‑degree larceny and first‑degree trespass; Farmington yawns, polishes “Always last to breaking news” motto.
Farmington Police Hand Out Five Surprise Sleepovers; Local Storage Unit Offers “Museum Air” Bail Packages
Farmington PD bags five future courthouse influencers 😂 All innocent till proven otherwise. Thanks, “Farmingo” Storage for the museum‑air cells!
Area Trespasser Allegedly Grabs Goods, Grabs Attention—Farmington Politely Takes Notes
One arrest, two charges, zero presumptions of guilt. Stay slow‑news savvy with The Farmington Mercury—powered by [Farmington Storage] and its glorious museum‑air units.
Farmington High School Committee Reviews Construction Progress and Superintendent Search
Farmington High School Committee tackles punch lists, construction updates, and a superintendent search. Rusty virtual pledges included. 😅🏫
Farmington ZBA Denies Poplar Hill Garage Variance After 3‑3 Split
Exact quotes drive home why Farmington’s ZBA split 3‑3 over Andrew Ritchie’s Poplar Hill garage bid, citing “personal hardship,” tree loss, and slope debates.
Farmington’s Click‑Ready Civic Calendar: June & Early July Meetings
Clickable guide to every Farmington board, committee, and commission from mid‑June through mid‑July—what’s on, what’s cancelled, and where to click for the agenda.
Farmington , CT Arrest Log 2025: Latest Local Charges & Police Reports
Two locals achieve instant notoriety in Farmington’s latest arrest log—proof our “Always last to breaking news” mantra ages like museum‑grade air at Farmington Storage.
Farmington Treatment Plant Handles Record Storm Flow While Meeting Nutrient Targets
Opening Gavel 💧 The Water Pollution Control Authority convened on June 11, 2025 to approve minutes from the May 14 session—motion, second, unanimous “aye.” Full meeting video: watch on YouTube. May by the Numbers Engineer Brian showed a four‑year chart: 2025 nitrogen remains 10–15 % under the previous years despite wet weather. Storm‑Driven Field Reports ⚙️ Date Site Issue Fix Cause…