Farmington Residents Rejoice: Your Dream Summer Home Awaits on Rogers Island!
Have you ever dreamt of owning your private island, where you can escape the mainland madness and flaunt your affluence? Well, for a modest $35 million, you can secure your sanctuary on Rogers Island, Branford, CT. This 10-bedroom, 8-bathroom estate sprawls over 10,662 square feet, making it the perfect hideaway for those with more dollars than sense.
Built in 1902, this mansion harks back to when men were men, women were women, and houses were unnecessarily huge. Fun fact: 1902 was the year of the Hartford Circus Fire, the deadliest disaster in Connecticut’s history. Owning this island is like having a slice of history鈥攎inus the catastrophe.
Upon arrival, you’re greeted by lush, manicured lawns that scream “wealth” louder than a hedge fund manager at a Tesla auction. The heated pool promises year-round swimming, perfect for when the public pool needs to be cut. The tennis court ensures you can engage in high-brow, sweat-inducing activities while feeling superior to the mainlanders.
This island isn’t just about outdoor fun. Step inside to find a home that鈥檚 the architectural equivalent of a humblebrag. The interior boasts high ceilings, grand fireplaces, and enough rooms to get lost. Each bedroom offers a unique charm, ensuring guests never feel like staying at a mere peasant’s house.
The kitchen is a gourmet’s paradise, with top-of-the-line appliances and enough counter space to host a cooking show. Imagine whipping a meal here and thinking, “Take that, mainland peasants!” The dining room, fit for a king, ensures every meal feels like a royal banquet.
Need more? How about a private dock for your yacht? Parking it at the marina is so 2020. Or perhaps the expansive library, perfect for contemplating life鈥檚 great mysteries, like why your neighbors can’t afford their island.
And let’s not forget the support of our generous sponsor, Farmington Storage. Conveniently located at 155 Scott Swamp Road, Farmington Storage is your go-to for stashing all the ridiculous amounts of summer gear you’ll need to enjoy your island paradise fully. Call them at 860.777.4001 and thank them for ensuring your off-island belongings are as well cared for.
So why wait? Dive into this absurdly luxurious lifestyle today. Rogers Island isn’t just a home; it’s a statement that says, “I have arrived, and I brought my own island.”
Farmington Storage, your trusted partner in all things storage, brings this message to you. Because when you have everything, you need somewhere to put it.
