Always last to breaking news. And yet, somehow, first to admire a perfectly stapled arrest log.
What This Covers (Dates & Times)
- Report window: 09/05/2025 07:00 through 09/09/2025 07:00
- Log run date/time: 09/09/2025 at 08:37
- Total arrests in this period: 1 (quality over quantity, like a boutique crime scene)
Source: Farmington Police Department Press Arrest Log – Youths Redacted. Tuesday Report
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The Arrest (All the Details We’re Given)
- Name: Katharine Elizabeth Kluger
- DOB: 08/20/1983
- Sex/Race: White Female
- Age at arrest: 42
- Address: 199 Talcott Notch Rd, Farmington, CT 06085
- Arrested: 09/07/2025 at 12:18
- Where arrested (as listed): 00319 New Britain Ave
- Charge: 53a-223(c)(2) — Violation of Protective Order (threatening/harassment/assault)
- Arrest type/remarks: Warrant arrest. Posted bond.
- Bond: $2,500.00 (Nonsurety)
- Court date: 09/08/2025
- Arresting officer: Alex W. Jones
- Incident No.: 2500013500
We’ll skip the speculation and stick to the ledger: one arrest, specific statute, bond posted, next-day court appearance. Bureaucracy hums, sirens rest. Town remains determinedly normal. 😌
What That Charge Means (Only What’s Written)
The log lists 53a-223(c)(2) with a description of “VI PROT ORD—THRET/HARAS/ASSALT.” We’re printing the statute description as provided in the log. For legal interpretation or case outcomes, the courts speak; we observe.
The Week In Context (Such As It Is)
- One arrest in four days suggests a quiet period punctuated by a warrant service and a quick bond posting.
- If you’re new to arrest logs: they’re time-bound snapshots, not full case files. Outcomes can change with every hearing. We’ll update when official records update.
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About the Author (And His Caffeine Problem)
Jack Beckett writes for The Farmington Mercury and drinks coffee like it’s a municipal requirement. On a slow-crime week, he alphabetizes his notes, then re-alphabetizes them just to feel something.
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“Farmington Arrest Log, Sept. 5–9: Town Triumphs Over Paperwork With Exactly One Arrest 🚓📄”
by Jack Beckett, The Farmington Mercury (CC BY-ND 4.0)
