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Farmington Police recorded six headline‑worthy arrests between 7 a.m. July 3 and 7 a.m. July 7. As ever, all parties are innocent until proven guilty—even if the blotter reads like audition notes for a discount crime drama.
The Roll Call
- Natasha I. Rodriguez (34, Hartford) – Bagged at 4:44 p.m. Sunday outside South Road’s big‑box paradise on five counts including first‑degree trespass, fourth‑degree larceny, third‑degree robbery, and breach of peace; posted a $1,500 surety bond.
- Devonte Amani Hope (27, Waterbury) – Nabbed minutes earlier at the same address for second‑degree breach of peace tied to general disorderliness; released on a $1,500 non‑surety IOU.
- Nefty Jovan Pagan‑Rodriguez (32, Hartford) – Another South Road cameo: fourth‑degree larceny, conspiracy, breach of peace. Bail set at $5,000 (non‑surety) because shoplifting is apparently a team sport now.
- Marquita A. Reale (38, West Hartford) – Same incident, same aisle, different cart: fourth‑degree larceny and conspiracy; posted $2,500.
- Tyree Leroy Jones (28, Waterbury) – Pulled over 2 a.m. July 4 on Farmington Avenue for driving “unreasonably fast” and allegedly marinating in something stronger than coffee. Bond: $2,500. Court date: July 15—hangover sold separately.
- Camille Melissa Michaels (48, Farmington) – Arrested 7:37 a.m. July 3 on Main Street for disorderly conduct in a family‑violence case; freed on $1,500.
Court Dates & Other Fine Print
The quartet of South Road suspects returns July 16; Mr. Hope appears July 15; Ms. Michaels faces the judge July 7 (today—good morning!). Remember, verdicts ride with the courts, not with our caffeine‑powered keyboard.
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About the Author ☕️
Jack Beckett files copy fueled by a double espresso strong enough to violate speed limits on Farmington Avenue. When he’s not decoding arrest logs, he’s hunting the next roast. Tip him—or send latte art fails—via @WeFarmington.
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