Always Last … to Breaking News: Mid‑July Arrests Edition
‘Use Motor Vehicle Without Permission’—But Please, Do Ask Next Time
According to the Farmington Police arrest log for 7 a.m. July 14 to 7 a.m. July 15, 32‑year‑old Alanna Maynard was apprehended at 5:12 p.m. on July 14 outside 319 New Britain Avenue. Police say the Vernon resident answered the eternal question, “Whose car is it anyway?” with the wrong punchline. She posted a $3,000 surety bond and will appear in court July 23—assuming she drives something she owns to get there.
‘Criminal Trespass & Larceny’—Retail Therapy Gone Off‑Brand
Earlier that afternoon, Edmund Omar Stewart, 56, of Hartford allegedly decided the best way to beat inflation was to skip the register at a South Road retailer. Officers clocked the arrest at 3:07 p.m. near 500 South Road. Stewart faces first‑degree criminal trespass and sixth‑degree larceny—totaling a $2,500 non‑surety bond—plus a court date of July 22 where receipts are still optional.
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Jack Beckett survives on black coffee strong enough to post its own bond. When not chronicling Farmington’s criminal highlights, he’s searching Einstein Bros. for the perfect bagel‑fueled headline.
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by Jack Beckett, The Farmington Mercury (CC BY‑ND 4.0)
