Arrest Log: Local Man Allegedly Trespasses, Shops Without Paying, Conspires To Do It Again—Police Shocked, Community Mildly Interested
FARMINGTON, CT—In a stunning display of lawful efficiency that somehow still let us file after every other outlet, Farmington police on Monday arrested Jaiquan Blunt, 34, of Hartford, on a neat bundle of charges that read like a Connecticut Statute sampler platter: Criminal Trespass 1st Degree (53a-107), Larceny 3rd Degree (53a-124), and the ever-festive Conspiracy to Commit Larceny 3rd Degree (53a-48/53a-124).
Authorities say Officer Jeffrey A. Glaude executed a warrant at 09:30 a.m. on August 4—because nothing says “Monday pick-me-up” like a habeas-served arrest inside GA 14 courthouse.
Blunt, whose official address is the notably scenic 10 Belden Street, Hartford 06120, now holds a $10,000 surety bond—roughly the going rate for 1,000 “Welcome to Farmington” fridge magnets. His court date? Also August 4, proving even the judiciary can multitask when coffee is plentiful.
Police assured us that “all arrests are only allegations,” which we dutifully relay here because our lawyer just waved a very large foam finger that said “INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.”
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by Jack Beckett, The Farmington Mercury (CC BY-ND 4.0)
