The Farmington Mercury presents its meticulous and, as always, slightly tardy report on the most recent arrest from December 31, 2024, to January 2, 2025. Here’s the rundown for those too nosy to wait for court dates:
Arrest: Malik D. Brown
- Date/Time of Arrest: January 1, 2025, at 1:28 PM
- Location: 79 Birch St, Farmington, CT
- Charges:
- Criminal Mischief 1st Degree (Connecticut General Statute 53a-115)
- Breach of Peace 2nd Degree (Connecticut General Statute 53a-181)
- Threatening (2nd Degree – Physical Threat)
Arrested for domestic violence-related incidents, Mr. Brown was detained on a $75,000 surety bond and was scheduled to appear in court on January 2, 2025.
Let’s pause and reflect: every individual is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Keep those pitchforks in the garage, Farmington. 🔧🔒
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