Late to the Party: Farmington Arrest Log 🕺🏻🎉 (01/02/2025)

Larceny, Air-Tight Storage, and the Wheels of Justice in Farmington, CT

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In the latest arrest news:

Miriam Judith Rodriguez

• Age: 34
• Arrested On: 01/02/2025, at precisely 11:39 PM.
• Location: 319 New Britain Ave, because nothing good happens after 11 PM, especially not third-degree larceny.
• Charges: 53a-124 Larceny 3rd Degree (a fancy way of saying, “things got stolen”).
• Bond: $4,000 surety. Yes, a surety bond—because Farmington believes in securing justice and wallets.
• Court Date: 01/07/2025, when Rodriguez will have her day in court to clear up this unfortunate misunderstanding or face the music.

This arrest comes courtesy of a warrant, proving that if Farmington’s law enforcement wants to talk to you, they’ll find you—whether you’re strolling down New Britain Ave or hiding in a “museum air” storage unit (more on that later).

Important Note:

In the true spirit of the Constitution, Miriam Judith Rodriguez is considered innocent until proven guilty. Let’s remember: an arrest is the beginning, not the conclusion, of justice.

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