Local Eyesore Hits the Market: Farmington’s Most Unfinished Masterpiece Now For Sale at 196 Brickyard Rd
Well, folks, it’s finally here—the house you’ve all been waiting for. Or, more accurately, the house you’ve been actively trying to avoid looking at whenever you drive down Brickyard Road. Now, at 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington, CT, stands the pride of unfinished, uninspired, and uninhabitable homes waiting for its next victim. Uh, we mean buyer.
This 1,068-square-foot disaster-in-the-making is listed for a mere $240,000—a price point that screams, “Please, somebody take this off our hands!” And while you might be thinking, “What’s the catch?” we assure you, there’s no catch. It’s all just wrong.
Industrial Zoning and the Charm of Zero Plumbing: Choose Your Adventure!
Let’s start with the good news: it’s zoned C1 for industrial use, so you can either live in this half-built monument to poor planning or transform it into the warehouse, office, or showroom of your nightmares. Whatever you do, don’t expect modern conveniences like electrical wiring, plumbing, insulation, or even interior walls. The sellers said, “Let’s stop at the siding and call it a day.”
You’ve got options! You could finish this eyesore and make it your dream home or, more realistically, an industrial garage where dreams go to die. And just when you thought you couldn’t take anymore, it backs up to the scenic “Rails to Trails” walking path. So when you’re done contemplating what went wrong in life, you can stroll to clear your head—or plot your escape.
Tax Burden: It Just Keeps Getting Better
Ah yes, the cherry on top—taxes. This bad boy will run you about $3,030 annually. But don’t worry, you’ll be paying that on a house that, at present, can’t actually house anything. The assessed value of the property has leapt a solid 21.6% in the past year, which is honestly impressive for a structure that doesn’t have running water.
But look, it’s Farmington, after all. And who doesn’t want to pay thousands in taxes for the privilege of living in a building that most people would hesitate to use for storage? You’re not just buying a home—you’re buying the local government’s confidence in your ability to turn this train wreck into a tax-generating machine.
Price History: The Bouncing Ball of Desperation
Speaking of money, let’s talk about the wild ride this house has taken through the market. Most recently, it sold for $100,000 in September 2023. A steal, right? Well, now the current owners have decided that it’s suddenly worth $240,000. Why? We assume the logic goes something like, “Well, we did put on new siding.” That’s right, a 140% markup with no additional work done except a new shell for this husk of a home.
But here’s the kicker: it’s not just this house you’re buying. 196 Brickyard Rd must be sold as a package deal with 8059 Brickyard Rd. Because nothing says “great real estate investment” like forcing someone to buy two properties at once—neither of which have finished plumbing. What could go wrong?
The ‘As Is’ Special: Full Creative Freedom (and Also, Zero Functionality)
And don’t forget the pièce de résistance: it’s being sold as is. Which in realtor-speak translates to, “Please don’t ask us any questions about this property because we have no answers, and frankly, we’re tired.” No plumbing? That’s your problem. No electrical? Grab a flashlight. No insulation? Hope you like wearing winter coats indoors.
But hey, look on the bright side—you can turn it into whatever you want. It’s a blank canvas, or maybe more like a blank stare. You have the full creative freedom to build your dream—or nightmare. Either way, it’s going to require more cash than you ever imagined.
Special Thanks to Farmington Storage: Where Your Regrets Can Take Up Space
Before you get too deep into planning how to turn 196 Brickyard Rd into something livable, let’s pause for a moment and thank our friends at Farmington Storage. Whether you’re trying to store construction materials, your unrealized dreams, or the pieces of your crumbling hopes, Farmington Storage has you covered. They’re located at 155 Scott Swamp Road, and you can reach them at 860-777-4001—because you’re going to need a safe place for all the stuff that can’t fit inside this house.
Final Thoughts: This House Could Be Yours, If You Dare
In conclusion, 196 Brickyard Rd is the kind of real estate that really tests your mettle. It’s got industrial zoning, no utilities, and just enough structural integrity to keep it from being classified as a pile of rubble. Sure, it’s ugly, unfinished, and wildly overpriced, but think of the potential.
Or better yet, don’t think about it at all. Just buy it, roll the dice, and hope for the best. After all, what’s life without a little risk—and a whole lot of regret?
-JB-
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