Questionable Choices
West Hartford, CT – In a world where eccentricity is often reserved for the rich and famous, the latest feature on @ZillowGoneWild brings us to a peculiar abode at 81 Beacon Hill Drive, West Hartford, CT. This house is not just a home; it’s a rather confusing yet fascinating statement.
A Tour de Force of Questionable Architectural Decisions
The residence, built in 1974, spans 5,002 square feet, suggesting that its original owners might have had a penchant for ample, though perhaps unnecessarily vast, living spaces. The home sits on a 2.08-acre lot, which could be a gardener’s dream or a landscaper’s nightmare.
Rooms with a View… And Much More
Featuring five bedrooms and 3.5 bathrooms, the house generously offers space for any millionaire to lose themselves. The primary bedroom on the main floor ensures the owner never has to climb a staircase, while the lower-level bedrooms provide the perfect place to banish unruly teenagers or in-laws.
The living room and dining room are adorned with Palladian windows and skylights, making it impossible to avoid sunlight—a boon for those who enjoy squinting while they eat. Meanwhile, the in-ground pool offers a refreshing escape for anyone brave enough to navigate the often unpredictable New England weather.
Modern Amenities for the Modernly Confused
In terms of modern conveniences, the house does not disappoint. Central air and 
natural gas heating are included, because why should anyone suffer through the seasons like mere mortals? The fully finished basement with a walk-out might be an ideal spot for a home theater, or perhaps a subterranean lair for plotting world domination.
Nature and Nurture
The property’s inclusion in a Homeowners Association ensures that owners pay $800 annually for the privilege of living near a lake they didn’t create. This fee also covers beach access, just in case one needs to escape the clutches of reality by the water’s edge.
Financial Discrepancies
At a listing price of $879,900, the home’s assessed value of $488,390 seems to suggest that either the assessor missed a few zeroes or the house has appreciated with the fervor of a tech stock. For those intrigued, tours can be arranged through Executive Real Estate Inc., because nothing says “I have more money than sense” like buying a property featured on a humorous real estate account.
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