🌿 Wetlands chaos unfolds at 17 Vine Hill Rd as George Santos tackles 78 shrubs 🌱 Meanwhile, 1509 Farmington Ave drowns in Phragmites! More at The Farmington Mercury. 155 Scott Swamp Rd.
💀 Worst house in Farmington? 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington, CT is an unfinished, overpriced wreck—ready for your regret-filled dreams. Sold “as is.
🌞 Solar panels or alien landing pad? Farmington residents at 115 Town Farm Rd are divided over a 62-foot solar array that’s causing quite the stir in this suburban showdown. #drama 🌳⚡
At 11 Salisbury Way, Farmington, CT, you can own 6,437 sqft of elegance with 5 fireplaces, 5 beds, & taxes that’ll make you weep. Who needs savings when you have a mansion? 🤑 #LuxuryLife
🏡 For just $975K, claim 16 Main St, Farmington, CT – a historic 3-bed home with 5 fireplaces, taxes aplenty, and a barn tenant you’ll love negotiating with. Who needs modern convenience anyway?
📚 Cutting classics into bite-sized pieces? Our schools are starving students of the full story. Let’s end the shortcut culture and get back to real reading—books and brains deserve better!
In a shocking heist, 14 mums were stolen from a Farmington traffic island. Police are on the case! If you spot rogue blooms, report to 155 Scott Swamp Rd, Farmington, CT 📍👀 #MumGate
🏡 Own a piece of history at 1690 Farmington Ave, Unionville, CT. With original floors, skyrocketing taxes, & endless DIY projects, this charming fixer-upper is ready for your wallet! 💸 #HistoricMoneyPit
🏡 For just $799K, own 9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT, complete with 2 fireplaces, 2 laundry rooms, and taxes high enough to keep you up at night. Because who needs savings anyway? 😅 #RealEstate
Farmington battles failing pump stations, sewer deferments, and rock-filled drains at every turn. Can they handle it? Sponsored by Farmington Storage at 155 Scott Swamp Rd. Call 860-777-4001 📞🛠️
