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Explore 4 Pembroke Hill, Farmington, CT, a $1.6M colonial so elegant it’ll make you forget the mortgage. 5 beds, 6 baths, and a driveway that fits 10 cars. Go ahead, drool. 😱💰
Banned Books Week 2024: What’s worse than book burning? Book banning. Stand with Farmington as we defend our right to read. Thanks to Farmington Storage (museum air included!)
For a cool $1.295M, 8 Dunham Ln, Farmington CT offers fireplaces, zebra stools, and a lawn big enough for sports or existential crises. Don’t miss this suburban fairytale! 🏡
Ready to drop $3M for a historic estate? At 325 Old Mountain Rd, Farmington, CT, your horses get their own spa while you settle for “just” a heated pool and wine cellar. 😎🍷
Farmington’s latest Board of Ed meeting had it all: heartfelt moments, cutting-edge schools, and buses that still can’t seem to get it together. Big shoutout to Farmington Storage for keeping things chill! 😂📦
A week of drama in Farmington, CT—filled with disorderly conduct, DUI, and harassment. Sponsored by Farmington Storage, where your dubious belongings can breathe in museum-quality air. #DisorderlyDrama
Looking for luxury? 19 Chimney Hill Dr, Farmington, CT 06032 has it all—two primary suites, a gourmet kitchen, and a deck so nice, your grill will be jealous. 🏡✨ #RealEstateGoals
Buy this condo or stay jealous forever. It’s a 2-bedroom, 3-bath retreat with a heated pool and HOA perks in Farmington! You can get it now before your coffee gets cold. Thanks to Farmington Storage for storing our secrets 📦.
Own a 2-bed, 2-bath antique at 109 River Rd, Unionville, CT for just $349K! It’s older than the country, but hey, it has two sinks!💧🛠
