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  • A lively black and white stipple-style depiction of a committee meeting brimming with urgency and collaboration, with the school athletic field peeking through in the background. Perfect for a scene of thoughtful deliberation and spirited community effort!

    Farmington’s Bleacher Drama: A $1.3 Million Deadline Sprint

    9 months ago
  • A black and white stipple illustration depicting a canceled meeting sign for the Farmington Zoning Board of Appeals. The sign is prominently displayed on a door, with humorous elements like question marks and small gnomes peeking around the edges.

    Farmington’s Zoning Board Hits the Brakes: July Meeting Cancelled Amid Speculation

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • Brain Rot. Oxford Word of 2024

    🧠 “Brain Rot” Is Oxford’s Word of the Year. Here’s Why It’s Everywhere in 2024 šŸ“±

    9 months ago9 months ago
  • 🦌 Mother-Daughter Duo Save Newborn Fawn in Remarkable Rescue šŸš”

    1 year ago
  • Black and white stipple drawing depicting a police officer making an arrest on a street, reflecting recent events in Farmington, CT

    Crime and Punishment: Larceny, Assault, and Disorderly Conduct in Farmington – A Trifecta of Trouble

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • Pre‑Dawn Harassment Arrest Shakes One Knollwood Neighbor—and His Group Chat

    3 months ago3 months ago
  • Front view of the historic colonial home at 44 Mountain Rd, Farmington, CT 06032, showcasing a well-maintained garden and a traditional red door under a shaded porch.

    Own a Slice of 1765: Farmington’s 44 Mountain Rd – Where Historic Charm Meets Modern Mortgage Anxiety

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • Farmington Police Arrest Log: Unauthorized Joy‑Ride & Larceny Cap Off Mid‑July Mischief

    2 months ago2 months ago
  • Farmington’s 2024 Election Results Are In: The Big Wins, Local Races, and Surprises!

    10 months ago
  • A black and white stipple illustration depicting small-town crime elements, including a police badge, handcuffs, a gavel, and a subtle storage facility in the background, styled like a vintage newspaper.

    Farmington’s Finest Bag Two Big Catches, Justice Wading in the Wings

    10 months ago
A black and white stipple illustration depicting a historic town meeting with a mix of serious and humorous elements. People sit at a long table, one person holds up a window frame, another points at architectural plans, with a historic building and a PVC railing in the background.
  • Farmington

Farmington Historic District Commission Meeting Recap

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago07 mins

Farmington’s Historic District Commission tackles window woes and railing ruckuses in their latest meeting. Laughs, history, and PVC debates ensue. šŸ šŸŖŸšŸ“œ #Farmington #HistoricPreservation

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A black and white stipple illustration of a hand holding a smartphone displaying a meme, with a frustrated individual in the background clutching their head in disbelief. The image emphasizes themes of misinformation and frustration.
  • Farmington

2000 Mules: A Masterpiece of Deception for the Gullible and the Willfully Ignorant

Jack Beckett9 months ago9 months ago09 mins

Dinesh D’Souza’s 2000 Mules fed election conspiracy theories with debunked data. Why memes, not facts, convinced millions. 🐓

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Black and white stipple illustration of a high school volleyball game in a suburban gym. The scene includes players positioned on both sides of a volleyball net, with volleyballs resting on benches in the foreground and spectators in the background.
  • Farmington

Farmington Volleyball Pulls Off Comeback of the Century—Because Winning in the First Three Sets is Just Too Boring

Jack Beckett10 months ago10 months ago012 mins

Farmington Volleyball’s epic comeback: down 2 sets, they decided to spice things up and win the hard way. Drama, digs, and glory—get all the details! šŸ˜‚šŸ”„ #ComebackQueens

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  • Avon

Avon Boys Tennis Clinches Fourth Consecutive Class M Championship

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

šŸŽ¾šŸ† Avon, CT High boys tennis team secures fourth consecutive Class M championship! Despite a challenging season, the Falcons remain unbeaten in CIAC state tournament dual meets. šŸŽ‰šŸ„‡ ā›³ļø

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting small-town crime elements, including a police badge, handcuffs, a gavel, and a subtle storage facility in the background, styled like a vintage newspaper.
  • Farmington

🚨 Breaking: Farmington’s Weekend Arrest Roundup šŸ©

Jack Beckett9 months ago05 mins

Two arrests this weekend in Farmington—paraphernalia and larceny take center stage. Everyone’s innocent until proven guilty, but it’s never dull in our small town! šŸ

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  • Farmington

Unionville OKs New Shaker Door, Adopts UConn Oral-History Tool, Faces Commissioner Exodus

Jack Beckett2 months ago2 months ago06 mins

Unionville Historic District Commission approves a new Shaker-style fiberglass door at 48 Cottage Street and votes to join UConn’s free ā€œTheir Storyā€ oral-history platform.

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Black and white stipple illustration depicting a police badge, a car swerving to indicate DUI, a child holding a balloon alone to represent child endangerment, and a hand slipping an item into a bag to signify shoplifting, set against a town backdrop.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Finest: DUI Drama, Child Mishaps, and Shoplifting Shenanigans!

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

🚨 Farmington’s arrest report: DUIs, child endangerment, and a shoplifting escapade. Get the scoop on our local lawbreakers! Brought to you by Farmington Storage. šŸ“¦

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A black and white stipple illustration of a suburban home with a large solar panel array installed in the front yard. A concerned neighbor peers over a fence, while tall trees surround the property, reflecting tension between modern technology and traditional suburban aesthetics.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Solar Saga: Neighbors Clash Over 62-Foot ‘Space Laser’ in Front Yard

Jack Beckett12 months ago011 mins

šŸŒž Solar panels or alien landing pad? Farmington residents at 115 Town Farm Rd are divided over a 62-foot solar array that’s causing quite the stir in this suburban showdown. #drama 🌳⚔

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Front view of the two-story Colonial-style home at 16 Cobble Ct, Unionville, CT 06085, featuring a double garage and well-maintained landscaping.
  • Farmington

Unionville’s $629K Dream Home: Buy Now, Cry Later at 16 Cobble Ct

Jack Beckett1 year ago07 mins

Looking to spend $629K on a Unionville home that screams ‘I’ve made it’? Check out 16 Cobble Ct, CT 06085. It’s the American Dream—complete with taxes and an HOA fee. šŸ˜‚ #Homeownership #Unionville

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A humorous black and white stipple illustration of the Farmington Traffic Committee meeting on August 21, 2024, at 1:00 p.m., featuring officials discussing speed limits and crosswalks.
  • Farmington

Farmington Traffic Committee: Where Speed Limits & Crosswalks Get More Drama Than Your Favorite Soap Opera 🚧

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago07 mins

Join Farmington’s Traffic Committee meeting for all the thrilling updates on speed limits, crosswalks, and the latest in town bureaucracy. Because traffic signs deserve drama too! 🚦 #Farmington

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