🚨 Farmington Crime Files: Mischief and Mayhem on Main Street and Beyond! 🍷🎨
Farmington Police logs reveal DUI and criminal mischief arrests—because Farmington doesn’t sleep, it just posts bail. Thanks to Farmington Storage for keeping us organized!
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Farmington’s Homebuilding, Housing Conversions & Local Signs: A Cheerfully Zoning-Filled Night 🎉
Former nursing homes to new apartments, bigger houses, and sweet local business signs—Farmington’s got zoning magic brewing! 🏠✨
🎁 Farmington’s Toy Drive: Bring Joy to Local Teens and Tweens This Holiday Season
Spread holiday cheer! 🎄 Farmington’s Toy Drive needs your help with gifts for teens & tweens on Dec. 12 at the Community Center. Details inside!
Farmington’s Wetlands Commission Tackles Golf Course Irrigation, Erosion Control & More 🌱
🌱 Farmington’s Inland Wetlands & Conservation Commission reviews golf club irrigation updates, drainage fixes & restoration projects. Stay informed with The Farmington Mercury.
Farmington PD Logs An Arrest – Exclusive Coverage from The Farmington Mercury 🚨📰
Arrests in Farmington, CT, revealed: trespass, breach of peace, and resisting. Farmington Mercury delivers slow, sharp news with a wink. Thanks to Farmington Storage for keeping us cool! 😎
Pug Life: Vito Snags Historic Best in Show at National Dog Show 🐾✨
A pug steals the show! Vito wins 2024 National Dog Show’s “Best in Show,” breaking terrier dominance. Judges are smitten with his charm 🐶.
🌱 Compost, Recycling, and Dark Skies: Farmington’s Green Goals Dec. 3 Meeting Recap ♻️
Farmington’s Green Efforts Committee tackled composting, recycling, and light pollution on Dec. 3. Read for practical tips and local updates! 🌎♻️
2000 Mules: A Masterpiece of Deception for the Gullible and the Willfully Ignorant
Dinesh D’Souza’s 2000 Mules fed election conspiracy theories with debunked data. Why memes, not facts, convinced millions. 🐴
Why We Don’t Rely on Google Ads to Keep the Lights On 🌟
Learn why The Farmington Mercury rejects Google Ads and what Canada’s battle against Big Tech reveals about monopolies crushing local journalism. #WeAreFarmington
🧠 “Brain Rot” Is Oxford’s Word of the Year. Here’s Why It’s Everywhere in 2024 📱
“Brain rot” is 2024’s Oxford Word of the Year, a fitting roast of our obsession with endless scrolling 📱. Dive into the digital decay 🍿 and what it says about us. 👀