2000 Mules: A Masterpiece of Deception for the Gullible and the Willfully Ignorant
Dinesh D’Souza’s 2000 Mules fed election conspiracy theories with debunked data. Why memes, not facts, convinced millions. 🐴
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Why We Don’t Rely on Google Ads to Keep the Lights On 🌟
Learn why The Farmington Mercury rejects Google Ads and what Canada’s battle against Big Tech reveals about monopolies crushing local journalism. #WeAreFarmington
🧠 “Brain Rot” Is Oxford’s Word of the Year. Here’s Why It’s Everywhere in 2024 📱
“Brain rot” is 2024’s Oxford Word of the Year, a fitting roast of our obsession with endless scrolling 📱. Dive into the digital decay 🍿 and what it says about us. 👀
🚀 From Dyslexia to Everest: Meghan Buchanan’s GGRIT Journey 🌍
Dyslexic aerospace engineer Meghan Buchanan conquers Everest and life’s challenges with GGRIT—gratitude, growth, resilience, integrity, and tenacity. Be inspired by her neurodivergent triumph!
Arrest Chronicles in Farmington: Criminal Mischief, a Warrant, and a Dash of Irony
Dive into the quirky details of Farmington’s latest arrest reports—criminal mischief, a $1,500 bond, and the local police log that keeps on giving. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty!
Farmington’s Finest Moments: The Weekend in Arrests
This weekend in Farmington: DUIs, disorderly conduct, and indecent public escapades. Always innocent until proven guilty—our community never disappoints! Brought to you by Farmington Storage.
🚨 Breaking: Farmington’s Weekend Arrest Roundup 🍩
Two arrests this weekend in Farmington—paraphernalia and larceny take center stage. Everyone’s innocent until proven guilty, but it’s never dull in our small town! 🐝
Farmington’s Arrest Chronicles: Lights Out, Close Calls, and Burglary Brouhahas
Latest Farmington arrests include DUIs, threats, and burglary conspiracies. See the bizarre lineup of charges from our town! All suspects are innocent until proven guilty.
Farmington Committee Wrap-Up: All Decisions, Zero Drama, Plenty of Bricks
Missed the Farmington High School Building Committee meeting? Get all the key updates, from budget notes to gym floor progress—without the drama. Click for full details. 🛠️🏻⛳
Iron Railings & Committee Shenanigans: Farmington’s Latest Meeting Recap!
Farmington Historic District covers iron railings, a new church sign, and quirky regulations. Stay informed with slow, deep journalism—and no, not the tattered tent type. 🤢✨