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August 8, 2025
  • BREAKING: Farmington Police Arrest Log Stars One Very Popular Wethersfield Ave Resident
  • Farmington Weighs Surveying Residents on Meadow Road Sidewalk Project
  • Farmington Police Nab Trespass-Larceny Suspect; $10K Bond, Courtroom Cameo
  • Farmington PD Arrests Six: Mattress Velour, Gun Threats, and Discount Crimes Flood Weekend Blotter
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  • BREAKING: Farmington Police Arrest Log Stars One Very Popular Wethersfield Ave Resident

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  • Farmington Weighs Surveying Residents on Meadow Road Sidewalk Project

    1 day ago1 day ago
  • Farmington Police Nab Trespass-Larceny Suspect; $10K Bond, Courtroom Cameo

    2 days ago1 day ago
  • Farmington PD Arrests Six: Mattress Velour, Gun Threats, and Discount Crimes Flood Weekend Blotter

    3 days ago3 days ago
  • Farmington Police Nab Man for Protective-Order Violations—$50K Bond and No Sense of Timing

    6 days ago6 days ago
Front view of a large two-story colonial-style home with blue clapboard siding, a black roof, and a well-maintained lawn and landscaping in Farmington, CT.
  • Farmington

Stunning Farmington Home Declares You the Envy of the Neighborhood for Just $845K 🏡

Jack Beckett12 months ago12 months ago07 mins

Discover your dream home at 35 Forest Hills Dr, Farmington! 🏠 This 4-bed, 3-bath colonial boasts nearly 4,000 sq ft of pure suburban bliss. Get ready to make your friends and neighbors green with envy! 🌳✨

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Stipple illustration of Farmington's Green Efforts Committee meeting with puzzled members discussing documents and charts in a government meeting room.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Green Efforts Committee Struggles with Quorum, Plastics, and Perpetual Planning

Jack Beckett12 months ago12 months ago06 mins

🍃 Farmington’s Green Efforts Committee navigates a no-quorum meeting with misplaced articles, composting plans, and lighting debates. Where’s the public? Spoiler: Not there. 🤷‍♂️

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Stately brick mansion with grand columns and lush landscaping at 1 John Steele Rd, Farmington, CT
  • Farmington

Farmington Mansion: A Bargain at $1.6M or Just Another Money Pit? 🏰

Jack Beckett1 year ago12 months ago06 mins

Discover the rollercoaster pricing of this 6-bed, 10-bath Farmington mansion. Is it a dream home or financial nightmare? Find out now! 💸🏡

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting a town council meeting with members discussing documents around a table. In the background, a pile of bricks signifies a fundraising initiative, and through a window, an older building is seen being demolished with construction equipment.
  • Farmington

Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting

Jack Beckett1 year ago12 months ago08 mins

🏛️ Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee meeting erupts in brick talk and endless jargon. Read our satirical take on high school renovations, contract awards, and bureaucratic antics! 📚💼

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting a historic walking tour in Unionville, CT. The scene shows a group of people walking past historical buildings with Greek Revival and Queen Anne architectural styles. Trees line the street, and a guide points out features of the buildings to the attentive group.
  • Farmington

Unionville’s Historic Walking Tour: Because What Else Would You Do in September? 🏛️🚶‍♂️

Jack Beckett1 year ago12 months ago08 mins

Join Unionville’s walking tour for a thrilling journey through history. Perfect for those who find modern life too exciting. 📜⚒️

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A stipple drawing in the style of the Farmington Mercury depicting a surprised man in Farmington, CT listening to a podcast on his smartphone. In the background, the U.S. Capitol and voting booths symbolize democracy.
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UPDATED – Gerry Smith vs. Matthew Corey: A Detailed Comparison of Connecticut’s Republican Senate Candidates

Jack Beckett1 year ago12 months ago019 mins

Discover the key differences between Gerry Smith and Matthew Corey as they vie for the Republican nomination in Connecticut. 🗳️ Learn about their backgrounds, policies, and what’s at stake. 🇺🇸 #Election2024

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A black and white stipple drawing of a police officer standing next to a police car in a suburban neighborhood, capturing a sense of small-town drama with subtle humor.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Finest: A Week of Arrests, Domestic Drama, and Speeding Shenanigans

Jack Beckett1 year ago12 months ago06 mins

Farmington CT’s latest arrest log features breaches of peace, DUIs, and emergency call interference. Discover the surprising side of our tranquil town! 😲👮‍♂️ #FarmingtonNews #PoliceBlotter #Drama

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Black and white stipple illustration of a surveyor with surveying equipment in a landscape with rolling hills and construction sites.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Chief of Surveys: Where Indiana Jones Meets Bob the Builder

Jack Beckett1 year ago12 months ago06 mins

Uncover Farmington’s hidden treasures as the Chief of Surveys. Earn $91K+ while playing with fancy gadgets and writing legal docs. Apply now and live the adventure! 🌍💼 #FarmingtonJobs

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A black and white stipple image of a firefighter in full gear holding a fire hose, with a firetruck in the background. The firefighter looks determined and ready to respond to an emergency. There is a fire hydrant and a small house in the distance
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Finest: Part-Time Firefighters Wanted!

Jack Beckett1 year ago12 months ago06 mins

Become Farmington’s next hero! Earn $20/hr saving cats from trees and battling blazes. Apply now and get your superhero cape ready! 🚒🔥 #FarmingtonFire #VolunteerHero

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Front view of a beautifully landscaped white ranch-style home with a well-maintained lawn and attached garage in Farmington, CT
  • Farmington

Farmington Home Price Plunges: 4 Kensington Pl. Now for $949K – Grab It Before It Bounces!

Jack Beckett1 year ago12 months ago05 mins

Get the scoop on 4 Kensington Pl’s wild price history and why this $949K listing is the bargain of the century! Thank you Farmington Storage for sponsoring this real estate roller coaster. 📉🔑

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