125 Farmington Chase: Cozy Living with Heated Floors & Toilet!
Farmington’s finest: heated floors, wood-burning fireplace, and even a heated toilet! 😂 Thanks to Farmington Storage for supporting this cozy condo dream. #WeAreFarmington
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Major Price Cut! Snag This Farmington Gem on Lake Garda 🌊 Before It’s Gone!
💸 Farmington’s hidden gem at 12 Lake Garda Dr just dropped $5k! Discover its quirks, charm, and how Farmington Storage keeps your stuff safe. Spoiler: it’s a deal 👀.
Farmington’s Last-to-Break News Outlet Saves You from Clickbait Hell (You’re Welcome)
Tired of clickbait? So are we. Discover why The Farmington Mercury is “Always Last… to Breaking News” and how we’re giving slow journalism a caffeine-fueled makeover ☕️.
This $1.6M Mansion at 4 Pembroke Hill, Farmington, CT Will Make Your Bank Account Cry—But You’ll Love Every Painful Minute of It
Explore 4 Pembroke Hill, Farmington, CT, a $1.6M colonial so elegant it’ll make you forget the mortgage. 5 beds, 6 baths, and a driveway that fits 10 cars. Go ahead, drool. 😱💰
Banned Books Week: Fight Censorship Like It’s 1984 (Literally)
Banned Books Week 2024: What’s worse than book burning? Book banning. Stand with Farmington as we defend our right to read. Thanks to Farmington Storage (museum air included!)
Local Castle for Sale: $1.3M Will Buy You 8 Dunham Ln, Farmington CT—Zebra Stools Included
For a cool $1.295M, 8 Dunham Ln, Farmington CT offers fireplaces, zebra stools, and a lawn big enough for sports or existential crises. Don’t miss this suburban fairytale! 🏡
Farmington’s $3M Mansion: Where Your Horses Have Nicer Amenities Than You Do 🏇 – 325 Old Mountain Rd, Farmington, CT 06032
Ready to drop $3M for a historic estate? At 325 Old Mountain Rd, Farmington, CT, your horses get their own spa while you settle for “just” a heated pool and wine cellar. 😎🍷
Farmington Board Meeting Drama: Teachers Teared Up, Buses Broke Down, and the New High School Stole the Show
Farmington’s latest Board of Ed meeting had it all: heartfelt moments, cutting-edge schools, and buses that still can’t seem to get it together. Big shoutout to Farmington Storage for keeping things chill! 😂📦
Farmington Crime Watch: When Disorderly Conduct and DUI Lead the Headlines—But, Don’t Worry, It’s All ‘Alleged’!
A week of drama in Farmington, CT—filled with disorderly conduct, DUI, and harassment. Sponsored by Farmington Storage, where your dubious belongings can breathe in museum-quality air. #DisorderlyDrama
This $790,000 Farmington Condo Will Make You Question Why You Don’t Already Own 19 Chimney Hill Dr
Looking for luxury? 19 Chimney Hill Dr, Farmington, CT 06032 has it all—two primary suites, a gourmet kitchen, and a deck so nice, your grill will be jealous. 🏡✨ #RealEstateGoals