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August 29, 2025
  • Farmington Arrest: Shoplifting, Trespass, & a $5K Bond
  • Farmington Politics: Wind Halt, Ballot Battles, And A Lottery For Democracy
  • Farmington Committees Tackle Sidewalk Disputes and $1.8M Building Costs
  • Farmington Arrests: DUI, Domestic Drama & Discount Larceny
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  • Farmington Arrest: Shoplifting, Trespass, & a $5K Bond

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  • Farmington Politics: Wind Halt, Ballot Battles, And A Lottery For Democracy

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  • Farmington Committees Tackle Sidewalk Disputes and $1.8M Building Costs

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  • Farmington Arrests: DUI, Domestic Drama & Discount Larceny

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  • Farmington Arrest Log: One DUI Case, 3:16 A.M. Stop On Route 6

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  • Two Farmington Arrests Logged: Names, Charges, Times, and Court Dates (Aug. 20)

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  • Farmington HDC OKs St. James Door Fix, 5 Maple Solar, and 7 Church Sidelights; Dam Removal Starts Sept. 15

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  • Farmington Man Arrested for Breach of Peace and Threatening, Bond Set at $10K

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  • Farmington Arrests: Two Locals Discover Gravity of Traffic Laws, Thanks to DUI Stops | Sponsored by Farmington Storage

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  • Farmington Arrest: DUI Charge & “Too Close” Citation on Scott Swamp Road — August 14, 2025

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Black and white stipple illustration of the Republican mascot elephant campaigning in Farmington, CT, with a New England town hall in the background.
  • Farmington
  • Statewide

GOP Showdown: Will Farmington’s Republicans Choose the Politician or the Pub Owner? 🍻

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago07 mins

Farmington’s GOP primary is here! 🎉 Will voters back the seasoned politician or the no-nonsense pub owner? Vote today or miss out on this epic battle for the ages! 🗳️ #Election2024

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Black and white stipple illustration of an empty Farmington Town Council chamber, reflecting the somber mood after the cancellation of two major meetings.
  • Farmington

Farmington Government Calls It Quits: Two Major Meetings Canceled, Leaving Town In Suspense

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

Farmington faces a Tuesday night crisis as not one, but TWO town meetings are canceled. No council drama tonight, just empty chambers and shattered civic dreams. 😱🗳️ #FarmingtonFails

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Stipple illustration of a colonial house in Farmington, CT, with a police car and officer, symbolizing recent small-town arrests.
  • Farmington

Farmington Crime Report: Where Larceny Meets Colonial Charm and Harassment Feels Right at Home 🌳🚔

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago07 mins

Farmington’s latest arrests: larceny, evasion, and harassment prove even our quaint town has its share of drama. Because in Farmington, even crime has a colonial twist! 🏡🕵️‍♂️

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Single-story ranch-style home with gray vinyl siding and burgundy shutters in Farmington, CT, surrounded by lush green grass and mature trees.
  • Farmington

Why Buy a Mansion When You Can Fix This Farmington Bargain Instead? 🛠️🏠

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago07 mins

Snag this Farmington ‘fixer-upper’ for $259K! Perfect for DIY enthusiasts who love vinyl siding, mid-century ‘charm,’ and a side of sarcasm. 🛠️💸 #RealEstate #Farmington #DIY

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Front view of a large two-story colonial-style home with blue clapboard siding, a black roof, and a well-maintained lawn and landscaping in Farmington, CT.
  • Farmington

Stunning Farmington Home Declares You the Envy of the Neighborhood for Just $845K 🏡

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago07 mins

Discover your dream home at 35 Forest Hills Dr, Farmington! 🏠 This 4-bed, 3-bath colonial boasts nearly 4,000 sq ft of pure suburban bliss. Get ready to make your friends and neighbors green with envy! 🌳✨

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Stipple illustration of Farmington's Green Efforts Committee meeting with puzzled members discussing documents and charts in a government meeting room.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Green Efforts Committee Struggles with Quorum, Plastics, and Perpetual Planning

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

🍃 Farmington’s Green Efforts Committee navigates a no-quorum meeting with misplaced articles, composting plans, and lighting debates. Where’s the public? Spoiler: Not there. 🤷‍♂️

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Stately brick mansion with grand columns and lush landscaping at 1 John Steele Rd, Farmington, CT
  • Farmington

Farmington Mansion: A Bargain at $1.6M or Just Another Money Pit? 🏰

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Discover the rollercoaster pricing of this 6-bed, 10-bath Farmington mansion. Is it a dream home or financial nightmare? Find out now! 💸🏡

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting a town council meeting with members discussing documents around a table. In the background, a pile of bricks signifies a fundraising initiative, and through a window, an older building is seen being demolished with construction equipment.
  • Farmington

Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

🏛️ Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee meeting erupts in brick talk and endless jargon. Read our satirical take on high school renovations, contract awards, and bureaucratic antics! 📚💼

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting a historic walking tour in Unionville, CT. The scene shows a group of people walking past historical buildings with Greek Revival and Queen Anne architectural styles. Trees line the street, and a guide points out features of the buildings to the attentive group.
  • Farmington

Unionville’s Historic Walking Tour: Because What Else Would You Do in September? 🏛️🚶‍♂️

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

Join Unionville’s walking tour for a thrilling journey through history. Perfect for those who find modern life too exciting. 📜⚒️

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A stipple drawing in the style of the Farmington Mercury depicting a surprised man in Farmington, CT listening to a podcast on his smartphone. In the background, the U.S. Capitol and voting booths symbolize democracy.
  • Farmington
  • Statewide

UPDATED – Gerry Smith vs. Matthew Corey: A Detailed Comparison of Connecticut’s Republican Senate Candidates

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago019 mins

Discover the key differences between Gerry Smith and Matthew Corey as they vie for the Republican nomination in Connecticut. 🗳️ Learn about their backgrounds, policies, and what’s at stake. 🇺🇸 #Election2024

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