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August 29, 2025
  • Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting
  • Weekend Arrestapalooza in Farmington: Five Bookings and One Very Popular Address
  • Building Blocks of Farmington’s Future: Key Moments from the 1928 Building Committee Meeting
  • Riverside Dining in Farmington: Wood-n-Tap’s Unique Outdoor Experience
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  • Black and white stipple illustration of an empty Farmington Town Council chamber, reflecting the somber mood after the cancellation of two major meetings.

    Farmington Government Calls It Quits: Two Major Meetings Canceled, Leaving Town In Suspense

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • A black and white stipple-style illustration of a town commission meeting discussing pavilion and deck construction, with wetlands visible in the background through a window.

    Local Wetlands Commission Approves Pavilion, Prevents Total Ecological Meltdown (Probably)

    12 months ago12 months ago
  • Farmington CT Arrests: Domestic Dispute & Twin Larceny Caper, July 2025

    1 month ago1 month ago
  • A black and white stipple drawing of a police officer standing next to a police car in a suburban neighborhood, capturing a sense of small-town drama with subtle humor.

    Farmington’s Finest: Arrest Roundup – DUIs, Burglaries & Larcenies on Repeat! 🚔🍻🔒

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • A black and white stipple illustration depicting small-town crime elements, including a police badge, handcuffs, a gavel, and a subtle storage facility in the background, styled like a vintage newspaper.

    Farmington’s Weekly Arrest Roundup: Stop Signs? Optional. Coffee? Necessary. 🚦☕

    7 months ago7 months ago
  • Area Trespasser Allegedly Grabs Goods, Grabs Attention—Farmington Politely Takes Notes

    2 months ago2 months ago
  • A Trail Moves Forward While a Pool Goes Nowhere

    4 months ago4 months ago
  • Black and white stipple illustration of a lively town meeting with Farmington Planning and Zoning officials discussing plans at a central table. A sign in the background reads 'Farmington Planning and Zoning' and a banner says 'We Are Farmington'.

    Farmington’s Urban Makeover: Carwashes, Solar Panels, and Coffee Galore!

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • Black and white stipple illustration of the Republican mascot elephant campaigning in Farmington, CT, with a New England town hall in the background.

    GOP Showdown: Will Farmington’s Republicans Choose the Politician or the Pub Owner? 🍻

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • Elegant Georgian Colonial-style home at 11 Salisbury Way, Farmington, CT, featuring white clapboard siding, black shutters, and manicured landscaping with vibrant greenery and purple flowering shrubs.

    Live Like Royalty (Or Just Pretend): $1.65M Mansion at 11 Salisbury Way, Farmington CT Will Make You Forget You’re Middle Class

    12 months ago12 months ago
  • Canton

Canton Commission Weighs in on Contentious Apartment Development 🏡⚖️

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

💼 Canton Commission Deliberates Controversial Apartment Project: Community voices mixed reactions on 100-unit proposal at 115 Albany Turnpike. Stay tuned for updates on this pivotal decision. 🏢📈 #RealEstate #CommunityNews

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  • Farmington

Farmington Town Council Meeting Recap: Celebrations, Community Engagement, and Future Projects

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago010 mins

Farmington’s Town Council dives into scholarships, splash pads, and land swaps 🏘️. Read about the community debates and delightful recognitions that made June’s meeting unforgettable! 🎉🛠️

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting a wetlands restoration scene. In the foreground, newly planted shrubs and native plants surround a partially restored wetland, with invasive plants like Phragmites in the background near a pond.
  • Farmington

Farmington Wetlands Drama: George Santos & 78 Shrubs Face Off in Vine Hill Restoration Battle

Jack Beckett11 months ago11 months ago08 mins

🌿 Wetlands chaos unfolds at 17 Vine Hill Rd as George Santos tackles 78 shrubs 🌱 Meanwhile, 1509 Farmington Ave drowns in Phragmites! More at The Farmington Mercury. 155 Scott Swamp Rd.

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting small-town crime elements, including a police badge, handcuffs, a gavel, and a subtle storage facility in the background, styled like a vintage newspaper.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Finest at Work: Arrest Roundup Keeps Things Interesting 🚓

Jack Beckett8 months ago04 mins

Farmington arrests: theft, threats, and intrigue. Shoutout to Farmington Storage—because where else in CT has museum-quality air? 😂 Details on these riveting tales inside! 🚨

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  • News

Discover Hidden Treasures at Farmington Storage’s Indoor Tag Sale Event!

Jack Beckett1 year ago06 mins

🕵️‍♀️ Hunt for bargains at Farmington Storage’s Tag Sale Event! Clear out your clutter or find hidden gems on June 1st, 2024. 🎉 Don’t miss this community treasure hunt! 💰

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Connecticut Delegation’s Busy Week: Iran Votes, Airport Cash, Broadband Push—and What It Means for Farmington

Jack Beckett2 months ago2 months ago08 mins

Capitol‑Hill Ping‑Pong, Explained ☕️ Washington dealt Connecticut a full deck this week. Senators Richard Blumenthal and Chris Murphy issued statements on…

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  • Farmington

Farmington Arrest Log: Larceny, Trespass & a $40k Bond

Jack Beckett1 month ago1 month ago05 mins

Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.

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A humorous black and white stipple illustration of the Farmington Traffic Committee meeting on August 21, 2024, at 1:00 p.m., featuring officials discussing speed limits and crosswalks.
  • Farmington

Farmington Traffic Committee: Where Speed Limits & Crosswalks Get More Drama Than Your Favorite Soap Opera 🚧

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago07 mins

Join Farmington’s Traffic Committee meeting for all the thrilling updates on speed limits, crosswalks, and the latest in town bureaucracy. Because traffic signs deserve drama too! 🚦 #Farmington

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  • Farmington

🚨 Local Man Faces Arrest After Farmington Incident – You Won’t Believe the Bond Amount 🚨

Jack Beckett5 months ago5 months ago05 mins

Meta Description: Arrest in Farmington, CT – disorderly conduct, assault, and more. Read the details you can believe. Sponsored by Farmington Storage—the only storage facility with museum air.

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Front entrance of a grand Colonial home in Farmington, CT, with pristine landscaping and large arched windows.
  • Farmington

Discover Farmington’s Hidden Gem: A $1.38M Colonial Palace with 5 Fireplaces!

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago05 mins

Explore this $1.38M Colonial home in Farmington, CT. With 5 beds, 5 baths, and 4 fireplaces, luxury meets charm. Perfect for family living! #RealEstate #LuxuryLiving 🔑🏡

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