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December 14, 2025
  • Farmington Arrest Log: Several Dates, Many Charges, Zero Breaking News
  • Farmington Council Honors First Female Eagle Scout, Backs School Repairs and Golf Cart Upgrade
  • Farmington TPZ Approves Spy Farm Program, Contractor Building, and Construction-Hour Changes After Lengthy Review
  • Unionville Historic District Commission Advances Oral Histories Project, Elects Officers
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  • Farmington Arrest Log: Several Dates, Many Charges, Zero Breaking News

    2 days ago2 days ago
  • Farmington Council Honors First Female Eagle Scout, Backs School Repairs and Golf Cart Upgrade

    3 days ago3 days ago
  • Farmington TPZ Approves Spy Farm Program, Contractor Building, and Construction-Hour Changes After Lengthy Review

    3 days ago3 days ago
  • Unionville Historic District Commission Advances Oral Histories Project, Elects Officers

    5 days ago5 days ago
  • Farmington Arrest Log: Shoplifting, Warrants, And One Very Busy South Road, Proudly Preserved In Museum-Grade Storage

    1 week ago1 week ago
  • Farmington Green Efforts Committee Advances School Composting, Earth Day Cleanup, and Textile Recycling

    2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
  • Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Advances Vault, Furniture, and Move Planning as Project Nears Completion

    2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
  • Farmington Crime Wave Mostly Confined to Regular Humans Making Regrettable Choices

    2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
  • Farmington HDC Meeting Nov 2025: Mountain Road & Church Street Updates

    3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
  • Farmington’s Weekly Arrest Parade Rolls On

    3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
1920s bungalow at 1690 Farmington Avenue, Unionville, CT, featuring a charming front porch with unique stonework and lush greenery.
  • Farmington

1920s Bungalow at 1690 Farmington Ave, Unionville, CT: Buy It Now Before the Termites Do!

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

🏡 Own a piece of history at 1690 Farmington Ave, Unionville, CT. With original floors, skyrocketing taxes, & endless DIY projects, this charming fixer-upper is ready for your wallet! 💸 #HistoricMoneyPit

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Front view of a large colonial-style house with a three-car garage and well-maintained lawn at 9 Juniper Lane, Farmington, CT.
  • Farmington

9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT: Buy This 4-Bedroom Mansion or Spend Eternity Paying Taxes

Jack Beckett1 year ago05 mins

🏡 For just $799K, own 9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT, complete with 2 fireplaces, 2 laundry rooms, and taxes high enough to keep you up at night. Because who needs savings anyway? 😅 #RealEstate

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Black and white stipple illustration of a town council meeting, with serious expressions on participants as infrastructure elements like pipes, sewers, and broken pump stations surround them, symbolizing local issues.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Sewer Woes, Aging Pumps, and Mountainside’s Rockslide: Will the Town Survive?

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Farmington battles failing pump stations, sewer deferments, and rock-filled drains at every turn. Can they handle it? Sponsored by Farmington Storage at 155 Scott Swamp Rd. Call 860-777-4001 📞🛠️

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Black and white stipple art of a casual town hall meeting, featuring people sitting around a table discussing plans, a bicycle leaning against the wall, a fence in the background, a water fountain nearby, and a mosquito flying around.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Bicycle Advisory Committee Debates Fences, Mosquitoes, and Water Fountains at September 2023 Meeting

Jack Beckett1 year ago07 mins

Mosquitoes, missing agendas, and a stubborn fence! 🚴‍♂️ Farmington’s Bicycle Advisory Committee tackles infrastructure and laughs during their September 2023 meeting.

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A black and white stipple art illustration showing a humorous scene of an arrest outside a shopping mall in Farmington, Connecticut, from September 6-10, 2024. The police officer holds handcuffs near the arrested individual, surrounded by scattered handbags, with curious onlookers observing the event. The background features suburban buildings and trees.
  • Farmington

Farmington Crime Spree: Larceny, Shoplifting, and Mischief at West Farms Mall – A Week of Pure Suburban Drama

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago05 mins

🛍️ Larceny at West Farms Mall, petty crime conspiracies, and criminal mischief run wild in Farmington! Read our absurd breakdown of the town’s most thrilling arrests this week. 😲 #FarmingtonCrime

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A black and white stipple-style illustration of a town commission meeting discussing pavilion and deck construction, with wetlands visible in the background through a window.
  • Farmington

Local Wetlands Commission Approves Pavilion, Prevents Total Ecological Meltdown (Probably)

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago05 mins

Farmington’s Wetlands Commission approves a pavilion, a deck, and narrowly avoids environmental catastrophe. But hey, at least your pond’s safe… for now. 🌳😬 #WetlandsCrisis

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A black and white stipple drawing of a cozy cottage with a pitched roof and porch, set in a natural setting. Two rocking chairs sit on the porch, surrounded by trees and natural vegetation.
  • Farmington

Town Meeting Somehow Makes Tree Removal Sound Exciting: Farmington Tackles Ridge Lines, Parking Woes, and Nana’s New Pad

Jack Beckett1 year ago05 mins

🌳 Tree fights & Starbucks crosswalks? Farmington, CT’s riveting zoning drama takes the stage at 155 Scott Swamp Rd. Can Nana’s cottage save the day? Call Farmington Storage at 860.777.4001!

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A humorous black-and-white stipple illustration of a chaotic construction site for a half-finished high school auditorium. Workers are lounging around lazily, while a frustrated town council member holds blueprints with a speech bubble saying, "It’s almost done… except for all the parts that aren’t." In the background, a clock tower looms, with its hands showing that it's late. A banner reading "Farmington High School Opening" is humorously crossed out with "Someday" written underneath, surrounded by scattered tools and materials.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s High School: Almost Done! Just Ignore the Missing Theater and a Few Minor Details

Jack Beckett1 year ago08 mins

Farmington’s shiny new high school is almost finished—if you don’t count the auditorium! Read how the town council pivots like pros. Farmington Storage, 155 Scott Swamp Rd, can hold your hopes!

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A black and white stipple-style illustration of a town meeting. Several people are gathered around a table, discussing a walking tour. One person holds a map, while another has sunscreen on the table. A large architectural drawing is in the background. The scene is comical, with exaggerated, humorous expressions.
  • Unionville

Local Town Meeting Plots World Domination, Settles for Walking Tour Instead at 222 Main St.

Jack Beckett1 year ago06 mins

Unionville plots world domination—starting with a historic walking tour! Join the rebellion at 222 Main St., Farmington, CT, or stay home and miss the sunscreen. ☀️ #LocalHistory #FarmingtonFun

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A black and white stipple illustration of a group of people in a meeting room, with one person standing and gesturing while others sit with papers or laptops. The setting is modern, featuring a large window.
  • Farmington

Farmington High School Committee Prepares for Open House and New Community Newsletter

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago05 mins

🎉 Farmington’s Building Committee plans an October open house for the new high school, sharing exciting updates in their latest newsletter! 📅 Sign up details coming soon. #FarmingtonHigh #CommunityUpdates

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