Aurora Borealis: A Dazzling Display Expected in U.S. Skies This Weekend 🌠🔭
🌌 Experience the mesmerizing aurora borealis in select U.S. states this weekend! June presents prime viewing opportunities as colossal sunspot faces Earth 🌍✨ ⛳️
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Farmington’s Civic Triple-Header: Zoom Links, Zoning Shenanigans, and Sewer Talk!
Join Farmington’s lively meetings this week! 🏛️ From zoning debates to sewer updates, stay in the loop with your town’s happenings. 📅🗣️ #FarmingtonCT #TownMeetings
Local Town Meeting Plots World Domination, Settles for Walking Tour Instead at 222 Main St.
Unionville plots world domination—starting with a historic walking tour! Join the rebellion at 222 Main St., Farmington, CT, or stay home and miss the sunscreen. ☀️ #LocalHistory #FarmingtonFun
Farmington’s Debt Climbs Faster Than Russ Arnold’s Equipment Breakdowns
Farmington’s debt payments top neighboring towns combined. 😱 HVACs, roofs, and worn-out mowers—Council says, “Charge it!” again. Russ Arnold approves.
Indiana’s Bloody Eighth: How a 1984 Recount Set the Stage for Today’s Political Warfare
The 1984 Indiana Bloody Eighth recount changed American politics, inspiring Newt Gingrich’s combative GOP tactics and shaping election battles today.
Farmington Zoning Commission Battles Noisy Vacuums and Poop Management in Thrilling Session
Farmington’s zoning meeting tackles noisy vacuums, dog poop, and storage containers in an unexpectedly lively debate. Stay tuned for more zoning drama! 📣🐶📦
2000 Mules: A Masterpiece of Deception for the Gullible and the Willfully Ignorant
Dinesh D’Souza’s 2000 Mules fed election conspiracy theories with debunked data. Why memes, not facts, convinced millions. 🐴
Daily Arrest Report for Farmington, CT: July 10, 2024
Farmington, CT saw a busy day of arrests on July 10, 2024. From repeat offenders to bargain bandits and artistic trespassers, find out who made the police’s most-wanted list in our humorous report.
Taxes Due by February 3rd 💰⏳
Don’t miss your tax deadline, Farmington! Pay by February 3rd to avoid penalties. Call 860.675.2340 for help. Taxes aren’t fun, but neither is 1.5% interest! 📅
Arrest Alert! Farmington Man Stopped for DUI, Ignoring Registration Like It’s 1999
Suburban scandal! Farmington Ave sees a DUI arrest & a missed registration. Thanks, Farmington Storage, for keeping our community in museum air quality!