Local Disaster for Sale: 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington—Perfect for Those Who Hate Themselves!
💀 Worst house in Farmington? 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington, CT is an unfinished, overpriced wreck—ready for your regret-filled dreams. Sold “as is.
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Farmington’s Solar Saga: Neighbors Clash Over 62-Foot ‘Space Laser’ in Front Yard
🌞 Solar panels or alien landing pad? Farmington residents at 115 Town Farm Rd are divided over a 62-foot solar array that’s causing quite the stir in this suburban showdown. #drama 🌳⚡
Live Like Royalty (Or Just Pretend): $1.65M Mansion at 11 Salisbury Way, Farmington CT Will Make You Forget You’re Middle Class
At 11 Salisbury Way, Farmington, CT, you can own 6,437 sqft of elegance with 5 fireplaces, 5 beds, & taxes that’ll make you weep. Who needs savings when you have a mansion? 🤑 #LuxuryLife
Farmington’s Historic 16 Main St: Own a $975K Colonial, 5 Fireplaces & a Barn Tenant (What a Deal!)
🏡 For just $975K, claim 16 Main St, Farmington, CT – a historic 3-bed home with 5 fireplaces, taxes aplenty, and a barn tenant you’ll love negotiating with. Who needs modern convenience anyway?
Stop Skimming, Start Reading: Why Students Deserve Full Books, Not CliffsNotes
📚 Cutting classics into bite-sized pieces? Our schools are starving students of the full story. Let’s end the shortcut culture and get back to real reading—books and brains deserve better!
Farmington’s Most Wanted: Local Criminals Swipe 14 Mums in Daring Flower Heist
In a shocking heist, 14 mums were stolen from a Farmington traffic island. Police are on the case! If you spot rogue blooms, report to 155 Scott Swamp Rd, Farmington, CT 📍👀 #MumGate
1920s Bungalow at 1690 Farmington Ave, Unionville, CT: Buy It Now Before the Termites Do!
🏡 Own a piece of history at 1690 Farmington Ave, Unionville, CT. With original floors, skyrocketing taxes, & endless DIY projects, this charming fixer-upper is ready for your wallet! 💸 #HistoricMoneyPit
9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT: Buy This 4-Bedroom Mansion or Spend Eternity Paying Taxes
🏡 For just $799K, own 9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT, complete with 2 fireplaces, 2 laundry rooms, and taxes high enough to keep you up at night. Because who needs savings anyway? 😅 #RealEstate
Farmington’s Sewer Woes, Aging Pumps, and Mountainside’s Rockslide: Will the Town Survive?
Farmington battles failing pump stations, sewer deferments, and rock-filled drains at every turn. Can they handle it? Sponsored by Farmington Storage at 155 Scott Swamp Rd. Call 860-777-4001 📞🛠️
Farmington’s Bicycle Advisory Committee Debates Fences, Mosquitoes, and Water Fountains at September 2023 Meeting
Mosquitoes, missing agendas, and a stubborn fence! 🚴♂️ Farmington’s Bicycle Advisory Committee tackles infrastructure and laughs during their September 2023 meeting.