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February 2, 2026
  • Farmington Arrest Log: Five Entries, Three PDFs, One Town Determined to Stay Calm
  • Farmington Plan and Zoning Approves 62-Unit Scott Swamp Redevelopment, Continues Farmington Motorsports
  • Farmington Bike Advisory Committee Debates Trail Safety, School Access, Signage Costs, and Grants
  • Farmington’s arrest log delivers four entries, three PDFs, and a gentle reminder that “posted bond” is a lifestyle—allegedly. Thanks, Farmington Storage.
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  • Farmington Arrest Log: Five Entries, Three PDFs, One Town Determined to Stay Calm

    2 days ago2 days ago
  • Farmington Plan and Zoning Approves 62-Unit Scott Swamp Redevelopment, Continues Farmington Motorsports

    4 days ago4 days ago
  • Farmington Bike Advisory Committee Debates Trail Safety, School Access, Signage Costs, and Grants

    5 days ago5 days ago
  • Farmington’s arrest log delivers four entries, three PDFs, and a gentle reminder that “posted bond” is a lifestyle—allegedly. Thanks, Farmington Storage.

    1 week ago1 week ago
  • Farmington Town Council Opens 2026 With Wells Drive Road Dispute, Fund-Balance Target Change, and Major Contract Votes

    2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
  • Farmington Arrest Log (Dec. 31–Jan. 9): Charges, Bonds, Court Dates — And One Stop Sign Having A Week 🚔

    3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
  • Farmington Green Efforts Committee Sets April 25, 2026 Clean-Up; Textile Recycling Reaches 5,500 Pounds

    3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
  • Farmington Arrest Log (Dec. 23–31, 2025): Charges, Bonds, Court Dates—And Other Holiday Traditions

    4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
  • Farmington Arrest Log: One Trespass, Zero Drama, Infinite Paperwork

    1 month ago1 month ago
  • Farmington High School Building Committee Addresses HVAC Noise and Final Closeout

    1 month ago1 month ago
A humorous black-and-white stipple illustration of a chaotic construction site for a half-finished high school auditorium. Workers are lounging around lazily, while a frustrated town council member holds blueprints with a speech bubble saying, "It’s almost done… except for all the parts that aren’t." In the background, a clock tower looms, with its hands showing that it's late. A banner reading "Farmington High School Opening" is humorously crossed out with "Someday" written underneath, surrounded by scattered tools and materials.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s High School: Almost Done! Just Ignore the Missing Theater and a Few Minor Details

Jack Beckett1 year ago08 mins

Farmington’s shiny new high school is almost finished—if you don’t count the auditorium! Read how the town council pivots like pros. Farmington Storage, 155 Scott Swamp Rd, can hold your hopes!

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A black and white stipple-style illustration of a town meeting. Several people are gathered around a table, discussing a walking tour. One person holds a map, while another has sunscreen on the table. A large architectural drawing is in the background. The scene is comical, with exaggerated, humorous expressions.
  • Unionville

Local Town Meeting Plots World Domination, Settles for Walking Tour Instead at 222 Main St.

Jack Beckett1 year ago06 mins

Unionville plots world domination—starting with a historic walking tour! Join the rebellion at 222 Main St., Farmington, CT, or stay home and miss the sunscreen. ☀️ #LocalHistory #FarmingtonFun

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A black and white stipple illustration of a group of people in a meeting room, with one person standing and gesturing while others sit with papers or laptops. The setting is modern, featuring a large window.
  • Farmington

Farmington High School Committee Prepares for Open House and New Community Newsletter

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago05 mins

🎉 Farmington’s Building Committee plans an October open house for the new high school, sharing exciting updates in their latest newsletter! 📅 Sign up details coming soon. #FarmingtonHigh #CommunityUpdates

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Black and white stipple illustration of a small town committee meeting with members looking bored and checking their watches, symbolizing a short and uneventful session.
  • Farmington

Farmington Committee Sets Record for Shortest Meeting, Still Fails to Save the Planet

Jack Beckett1 year ago04 mins

The Farmington Green Efforts Committee meets, barely achieves quorum, and adjourns in record time. At least they approved the minutes! 155 Scott Swamp Rd, Farmington, CT 06032. 📅 #NotSavingThePlanet

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A black and white stipple illustration of a nearly empty town hall meeting chamber with a few people seated far apart, appearing disinterested, and a clock on the wall showing late evening.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Civic Thrill Ride: The Week of Meetings That Will Change Everything (or Nothing)

Jack Beckett1 year ago03 mins

Get ready, Farmington! This week’s meetings at 1 Monteith Dr. & 155 Scott Swamp Rd. promise all the excitement of paint drying. Don’t miss out! 📜💤 #FarmingtonGovernment

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Black and white stipple illustration in the style of the Wall Street Journal depicting a humorous scene with police officers and residents in a small town setting, related to local arrests.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Finest Arrests: Disorderly Conduct, Shoplifting & DUI—All the Hits!

Jack Beckett1 year ago04 mins

Catch up on the latest arrests in Farmington, CT—because who needs timely news? From DUIs to larceny, we’ve got it all. Farmington Storage, 155 Scott Swamp Rd, protects your stuff like we protect your laughs. 📦

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A large group of people, including officials and community members, stand together holding a long red ribbon with "Farmington High School" written on it during the ribbon-cutting ceremony inside a gymnasium
  • Farmington

Farmington High Opens with Fanfare and Demolition Plans—Finally 🎉

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

Farmington’s new high school opens with a grand ceremony, speeches galore, and a bulldozer in the wings! Visit Farmington Storage at 155 Scott Swamp Rd, CT. Call 860.777.4001 for details. 🚧 #Farmington

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Farmington High School Ribbon-Cutting Chaos
  • Farmington

Farmington High School Ribbon Cutting: Tornado or Ceremony? Why Not Both?

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

Farmington HS moved their ribbon cutting indoors—no thanks to the weather gods. Join the chaos at 1 Monteith Dr, Farmington, CT 06032. Will the gym hold up? Only time will tell. 🏫⛈️

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Colonial-style home with a red door and American flag at 10 Deepwood Drive, Farmington, CT, surrounded by lush greenery.
  • Farmington

10 Deepwood Dr: Farmington’s Perfect Colonial for Your Midlife Crisis

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

🏡 Escape reality at 10 Deepwood Dr, Farmington, CT—a charming Colonial where your dreams and existential dread collide. Perfect for those seeking suburban solace with a side of angst.🔑

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Farmington High School Ribbon-Cutting Chaos
  • Farmington

Farmington Misses the 21st Century: No Live Stream for High School Ribbon-Cutting!

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

Farmington, CT fumbles by not live-streaming a historic event. Did they forget it’s 2024? 🎥 Where’s the tech-savvy town we thought we lived in?

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