Farmington, CT is turning your daily commute into a survival game! Dive into the chaos of roadwork delays, detours, and despair on Mountain Spring and beyond. Good luck out there, drivers! 🛑
Farmington’s GOP primary is here! 🎉 Will voters back the seasoned politician or the no-nonsense pub owner? Vote today or miss out on this epic battle for the ages! 🗳️ #Election2024
Farmington faces a Tuesday night crisis as not one, but TWO town meetings are canceled. No council drama tonight, just empty chambers and shattered civic dreams. 😱🗳️ #FarmingtonFails
Farmington’s latest arrests: larceny, evasion, and harassment prove even our quaint town has its share of drama. Because in Farmington, even crime has a colonial twist! 🏡🕵️♂️
Snag this Farmington ‘fixer-upper’ for $259K! Perfect for DIY enthusiasts who love vinyl siding, mid-century ‘charm,’ and a side of sarcasm. 🛠️💸 #RealEstate #Farmington #DIY
Discover your dream home at 35 Forest Hills Dr, Farmington! 🏠 This 4-bed, 3-bath colonial boasts nearly 4,000 sq ft of pure suburban bliss. Get ready to make your friends and neighbors green with envy! 🌳✨
🍃 Farmington’s Green Efforts Committee navigates a no-quorum meeting with misplaced articles, composting plans, and lighting debates. Where’s the public? Spoiler: Not there. 🤷♂️
Discover the rollercoaster pricing of this 6-bed, 10-bath Farmington mansion. Is it a dream home or financial nightmare? Find out now! 💸🏡
🏛️ Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee meeting erupts in brick talk and endless jargon. Read our satirical take on high school renovations, contract awards, and bureaucratic antics! 📚💼
Join Unionville’s walking tour for a thrilling journey through history. Perfect for those who find modern life too exciting. 📜⚒️
