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  • A black and white stipple illustration depicting small-town crime elements, including a police badge, handcuffs, a gavel, and a subtle storage facility in the background, styled like a vintage newspaper.

    Farmington’s Weekly Arrest Roundup: Stop Signs? Optional. Coffee? Necessary. 🚦☕

    7 months ago7 months ago
  • A black and white stipple illustration of a police officer handcuffing a surprised suspect in a quiet suburban neighborhood, with a police car and modest houses in the background.

    Farmington’s Crime Wave: Four Arrests in 24 Hours Shatter Peace in CT’s Quiet Town 🕵️‍♂️🚨

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • A black and white stipple illustration depicting small-town crime elements, including a police badge, handcuffs, a gavel, and a subtle storage facility in the background, styled like a vintage newspaper.

    Farmington’s Arrests Unveiled: Local Oddities Under Spotlight as Residents Tip Their Hats to Local Storage

    10 months ago
  • Black and white stipple illustration of a middle-aged man being arrested by police officers in front of an apartment building at 218 New Britain Ave. A police car with flashing lights and onlookers are in the background.

    Farmington’s Monday Mayhem: The Great Disorderly Conduct Caper

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • Weekend Arrestapalooza in Farmington: Five Bookings and One Very Popular Address

    4 months ago4 months ago
  • Farmington Weekend Arrest: Local Shoplifter Charged, Bond Posted

    1 month ago
  • A black-and-white stipple-style illustration of the Highland Park Market storefront in Farmington, CT. The building features a pitched roof and a large sign reading "Highland Park Market." The parking lot has several cars and a row of neatly arranged shopping carts near the entrance.

    Mom Preps Meals, Avoids Breakdown: Survives With Only Highland Park Market Flyer and One Pan

    10 months ago
  • Banned Books Week poster, highlighting the dates September 22-28, 2024, with the tagline 'Freedom Between the Lines'

    Banned Books Week: Fight Censorship Like It’s 1984 (Literally)

    11 months ago11 months ago
  • Undefeated Simsbury Spikers Set Sights on Historic State Title After Dominant Season 🏆🏐

    1 year ago
  • A black and white stipple illustration of a modern Apple Store, humorously depicting a man in pajamas and slippers browsing devices, a woman in a hoodie yelling into her phone, and a casually chaotic atmosphere that contrasts with the store's sleek minimalist design.

    Pajamas and Pixels: The Apple Store’s New Dress Code 🛍️💻

    9 months ago9 months ago
  • Canton

Canton Main Street Farmers Market: A Local Tradition in Historic Collinsville

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

Explore the Canton Main Street Farmers Market in Collinsville, CT. Discover local produce and the charm of a historic town. Sponsored by Farmington Storage.

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting a town council meeting with members discussing documents around a table. In the background, a pile of bricks signifies a fundraising initiative, and through a window, an older building is seen being demolished with construction equipment.
  • Farmington

Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

🏛️ Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee meeting erupts in brick talk and endless jargon. Read our satirical take on high school renovations, contract awards, and bureaucratic antics! 📚💼

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  • News

Children’s Museum Group Names Missy DiNunno as New Executive Director

Jack Beckett1 year ago02 mins

Missy DiNunno, former Executive Director of Simsbury Meadows Performing Arts Center, will lead the Children’s Museum Group beginning July 15, 2024.

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting small-town crime elements, including a police badge, handcuffs, a gavel, and a subtle storage facility in the background, styled like a vintage newspaper.
  • Farmington

🚓 Arrest Log Drama in Farmington! Are DUIs Trending? 🍺 Thanks, Farmington Storage, for Keeping Us in Climate-Controlled Suspense!

Jack Beckett7 months ago7 months ago04 mins

Farmington man arrested for DUI on 1/23/25. Innocent until proven guilty! Details here. Shoutout to Farmington Storage for museum air. Breathe easy! ➡️ FarmingtonStorage.com

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A black and white stipple-style illustration of an absentee ballot being inserted into a vintage-style ballot box with subtle architectural elements in the background, evoking a small-town setting like Farmington, CT.
  • Farmington

Absentee Voting in Farmington: How to Dodge the Polls from the Comfort of Your Couch

Jack Beckett1 year ago05 mins

Skip the polls & vote from home in Farmington, CT! Learn how to snag your absentee ballot at 1 Monteith Dr or via our online portal. No line, no fuss, all democracy. 🎉🗳️ #FarmingtonVoting

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Black and white stipple illustration of a Farmington police officer standing next to a police car with 'Farmington Police' written on it, on New Britain Ave in a small town setting.
  • Farmington

Daily Arrests in Farmington, CT: All You Need to Know

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

Stay updated with the latest daily arrests in Farmington, CT. Read about the most recent incidents and charges reported by the Farmington Police Department on July 8, 2024.

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A black and white stipple illustration of a police officer making an arrest at night on Talcott Notch Road in Farmington, CT, featuring a police car with lights on, an officer in uniform, and a person being handcuffed. The background shows a suburban street with trees and houses.
  • Farmington

Arrests in Farmington: Disorderly Conduct and Larceny – Whoops!

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

Discover the latest Farmington, CT arrests: one for disorderly conduct and another for larceny! 🕵️‍♂️🚨 Get the scoop on these mishaps. Sponsored by Farmington Storage

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Black and white stipple illustration in the style of the Wall Street Journal, depicting a ribbon-cutting ceremony at Farmington High School with large scissors cutting a ribbon held by several hands, with a crowd in the background.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Big Day: Ribbon-Cutting, Parking Adventures & Cookie Frenzy!

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

Join the fun on August 25th as Farmington High School’s ribbon-cutting ceremony takes over the town. Parking drama, VIPs, and sweet RiverHawk treats await! 🚗🎓

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Exterior view of a luxury colonial-style home at 4 Pembroke Hill, Farmington, CT, featuring brick chimneys, manicured landscaping, and a three-car garage.
  • Farmington

This $1.6M Mansion at 4 Pembroke Hill, Farmington, CT Will Make Your Bank Account Cry—But You’ll Love Every Painful Minute of It

Jack Beckett11 months ago11 months ago08 mins

Explore 4 Pembroke Hill, Farmington, CT, a $1.6M colonial so elegant it’ll make you forget the mortgage. 5 beds, 6 baths, and a driveway that fits 10 cars. Go ahead, drool. 😱💰

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Black and white stipple image in Pixar style showing a police officer shaking his head at a group of cartoonish characters representing various arrests, with a “Welcome to Farmington” sign in the background.
  • Farmington

Farmington Frenzy: Disorderly Conduct, Shoplifting Sprees, and Unexpected Drama Unfold in Town

Jack Beckett1 year ago06 mins

Farmington’s week in review: From disorderly disputes to shoplifting sagas, discover the quirkiest arrests in town. Read more on We Are Farmington! 🚔👮‍♂️📜

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