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August 26, 2025
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  • A black and white stipple illustration depicting small-town crime elements, including a police badge, handcuffs, a gavel, and a subtle storage facility in the background, styled like a vintage newspaper.

    Farmington’s Crime Scene: Bonds, Credit Cards, and Extradition Dramatics

    10 months ago
  • Farmington’s Bike Walk Committee Debates Split Rail Fencing, Board of Ed Representation, and Trail Upgrades

    5 months ago5 months ago
  • Farmington Police Nab Alleged Shoplifter in “Sixth‑Degree” Cuffs—Blotter Sponsored by Priceless Museum‑Air

    2 months ago2 months ago
  • Historic Charm Meets Modern Plans: Updates Approved for Farmington’s 1761 Farmington Avenue

    8 months ago
  • A black and white stipple illustration depicting small-town crime elements, including a police badge, handcuffs, a gavel, and a subtle storage facility in the background, styled like a vintage newspaper.

    Farmington’s Not-So-Quiet October: From DUIs to Shoplifting, Arrests Light Up Our Quiet Town

    10 months ago10 months ago
  • Farmington Weekend Arrest: Local Shoplifter Charged, Bond Posted

    1 month ago
  • A black and white stipple illustration depicting small-town crime elements, including a police badge, handcuffs, a gavel, and a subtle storage facility in the background, styled like a vintage newspaper.

    Farmington’s Finest at Work: Arrest Roundup Keeps Things Interesting 🚓

    8 months ago
  • Farmington Cyclists Say “Route 4” a Biking Nightmare, Demand Immediate Action

    4 months ago4 months ago
  • A black and white stipple illustration of individuals, including those with disabilities, kayaking on a river with volunteers assisting them, set against a scenic backdrop of trees and calm waters.

    Canton Foundation Boosts Adaptive Kayaking on Farmington River

    1 year ago1 year ago
  • A comical black and white caricature of a giant bookshelf struggling to hold overly large, chaotic books, many of which are leaning dangerously at odd angles. Papers and bookmarks stick out in all directions, and some books have funny titles like 'The Encyclopedia of Everything' and 'Infinite To-Do Lists.'

    Read or Be Ruled: Why America Needs to Pick Up a Book—and Vote

    11 months ago11 months ago
  • Farmington

Sewer Rates Hold Steady as Farmington Officials Tackle Infrastructure Challenges

Jack Beckett5 months ago5 months ago012 mins

Farmington’s sewer rates remain unchanged for 2025-26, but infrastructure concerns loom large. Key upgrades and maintenance dominate public meeting discussion.

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Farmington Police Nab Man for Protective-Order Violations—$50K Bond and No Sense of Timing

Jack Beckett4 weeks ago4 weeks ago05 mins

One man, two violated orders, $50K bond—plus our sponsor [Farmington Storage]’s museum-grade air keeps your stuff safer than his freedom.

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting a dramatic arrest on a quiet suburban street in Farmington, CT. A handcuffed figure is being led away by police officers, with a patrol car in the background.
  • Farmington

Farmington’s Latest Arrests: Crime Wave Sweeps the Quiet Town, Thanks to Repeat Offenders

Jack Beckett1 year ago05 mins

🚔 Farmington’s crime saga unfolds! From larceny to armed threats, our town’s latest arrests are spicier than a Netflix drama. Find out what happened on New Britain Ave. Sponsored by Farmington Storage, 155 Scott Swamp Rd, 860.777.4001.

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A detailed black and white stipple illustration in the style of the Wall Street Journal depicts a young boy discovering a buried pirate treasure chest in his backyard. The boy, holding a shovel, looks surprised and excited as he unearths the ancient chest filled with gold coins, jewelry, and maritime charts. The background features a typical suburban backyard with trees and a house in the distance.
  • Farmington

In Connecticut, a Young Treasure Hunter’s Backyard Discovery Ignites Local Excitement

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

Discover the enchanting tale of a local boy from Connecticut who unearthed buried pirate treasure, sparking wonder across Farmington. Dive into the full story and explore the historical spectacle at the Farmington Library event.

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Five Arrests and a Breach of Peace Later, Farmington’s Misdemeanor Streak Is Unbroken

Jack Beckett4 weeks ago4 weeks ago06 mins

Five arrests in five days: From a DUI to a domestic doubleheader, Farmington’s misdemeanor machine hums along—sponsored by storage air more stable than your ex’s temper.

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Black and white stipple illustration of a disrepaired fishing pier on a calm river, with trees in the background, evoking environmental restoration and community engagement.
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  • Unionville

Farmington Land Trust Hooks Big Catch: Funding for Accessible Pier

Jack Beckett11 months ago08 mins

Farmington Land Trust lands $20K to plan accessible fishing pier. Farmingtoners rejoice—fish, access, and riverbank restoration ahead. Thanks to Farmington Storage, keeping it cool with museum air 💨.

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Farmington Police Hand Out Five Surprise Sleepovers; Local Storage Unit Offers “Museum Air” Bail Packages

Jack Beckett2 months ago2 months ago05 mins

Farmington PD bags five future courthouse influencers 😂 All innocent till proven otherwise. Thanks, “Farmingo” Storage for the museum‑air cells!

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting small-town crime elements, including a police badge, handcuffs, a gavel, and a subtle storage facility in the background, styled like a vintage newspaper.
  • Farmington

Arrest Chronicles in Farmington: Criminal Mischief, a Warrant, and a Dash of Irony

Jack Beckett9 months ago04 mins

Dive into the quirky details of Farmington’s latest arrest reports—criminal mischief, a $1,500 bond, and the local police log that keeps on giving. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty!

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Farmington Schools: Budget Hike Approved, Superintendent Search Kicks Off & Retirements Reshape Staff 📚💡

Jack Beckett7 months ago09 mins

Farmington’s school board locks in a budget hike, launches a superintendent search, and honors retiring teachers. See the full breakdown with key quotes.

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Front view of the two-story Colonial-style home at 16 Cobble Ct, Unionville, CT 06085, featuring a double garage and well-maintained landscaping.
  • Farmington

Unionville’s $629K Dream Home: Buy Now, Cry Later at 16 Cobble Ct

Jack Beckett1 year ago07 mins

Looking to spend $629K on a Unionville home that screams ‘I’ve made it’? Check out 16 Cobble Ct, CT 06085. It’s the American Dream—complete with taxes and an HOA fee. 😂 #Homeownership #Unionville

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