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Farmington High School Ribbon-Cutting Chaos

Farmington High School Ribbon Cutting: Tornado or Ceremony? Why Not Both?

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

Farmington HS moved their ribbon cutting indoors—no thanks to the weather gods. Join the chaos at 1 Monteith Dr, Farmington, CT 06032. Will the gym hold up? Only time will tell. 🏫⛈️

Black and white stipple illustration in the style of the Wall Street Journal, depicting a ribbon-cutting ceremony at Farmington High School with large scissors cutting a ribbon held by several hands, with a crowd in the background.

Farmington’s Big Day: Ribbon-Cutting, Parking Adventures & Cookie Frenzy!

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

Join the fun on August 25th as Farmington High School’s ribbon-cutting ceremony takes over the town. Parking drama, VIPs, and sweet RiverHawk treats await! 🚗🎓

Black and white stipple illustration of an empty Farmington Town Council chamber, reflecting the somber mood after the cancellation of two major meetings.

Farmington Government Calls It Quits: Two Major Meetings Canceled, Leaving Town In Suspense

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

Farmington faces a Tuesday night crisis as not one, but TWO town meetings are canceled. No council drama tonight, just empty chambers and shattered civic dreams. 😱🗳️ #FarmingtonFails

A black and white stipple illustration depicting a town council meeting with members discussing documents around a table. In the background, a pile of bricks signifies a fundraising initiative, and through a window, an older building is seen being demolished with construction equipment.

Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago05 mins

🏛️ Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee meeting erupts in brick talk and endless jargon. Read our satirical take on high school renovations, contract awards, and bureaucratic antics! 📚💼

Farmington Board of Ed Reviews AP Gains, SAT Trends, Dual Enrollment Expansion, and Policy Overhaul

Farmington Council Honors Eagle Scouts, Thanks Veterans, and Faces School Budget Questions

Farmington CT Arrest Log: Full List Of Recent Charges, Bonds, And Court Dates

Farmington Wetlands Commission Reviews Mountain Spring Addition, Wood Pond Dock, Horton Electric Yard, Farmington Motorsports Lot, And Westfarms Big Y

Unionville HDC Advances Oral-History Project; Stone Church Receives State Plaque, National Listing Eyed

Farmington Arrest Log: Town Calmly Catalogs Shenanigans While Air Is Curated At Sponsor’s Storage Facility

Farmington Elects Its First Democratic Council Chair in 70 Years

Federal Shutdown Day 34: Connecticut’s $3M Emergency Response as 360,000 Face SNAP Suspension | Farmington Mercury Analysis

Full Ballot Released for Farmington’s November 4 Election

Farmington Board Appoints Jess M. Giannini Superintendent, Term Begins January 5, 2026

Farmington High School Ribbon Cutting: Tornado or Ceremony? Why Not Both?

Farmington’s Big Day: Ribbon-Cutting, Parking Adventures & Cookie Frenzy!

Farmington Government Calls It Quits: Two Major Meetings Canceled, Leaving Town In Suspense

Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting