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Farmington High School Ribbon-Cutting Chaos

Farmington High School Ribbon Cutting: Tornado or Ceremony? Why Not Both?

Jack Beckett2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Farmington HS moved their ribbon cutting indoors—no thanks to the weather gods. Join the chaos at 1 Monteith Dr, Farmington, CT 06032. Will the gym hold up? Only time will tell. 🏫⛈️

Black and white stipple illustration in the style of the Wall Street Journal, depicting a ribbon-cutting ceremony at Farmington High School with large scissors cutting a ribbon held by several hands, with a crowd in the background.

Farmington’s Big Day: Ribbon-Cutting, Parking Adventures & Cookie Frenzy!

Jack Beckett2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Join the fun on August 25th as Farmington High School’s ribbon-cutting ceremony takes over the town. Parking drama, VIPs, and sweet RiverHawk treats await! 🚗🎓

Black and white stipple illustration of an empty Farmington Town Council chamber, reflecting the somber mood after the cancellation of two major meetings.

Farmington Government Calls It Quits: Two Major Meetings Canceled, Leaving Town In Suspense

Jack Beckett2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

Farmington faces a Tuesday night crisis as not one, but TWO town meetings are canceled. No council drama tonight, just empty chambers and shattered civic dreams. 😱🗳️ #FarmingtonFails

A black and white stipple illustration depicting a town council meeting with members discussing documents around a table. In the background, a pile of bricks signifies a fundraising initiative, and through a window, an older building is seen being demolished with construction equipment.

Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting

Jack Beckett2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

🏛️ Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee meeting erupts in brick talk and endless jargon. Read our satirical take on high school renovations, contract awards, and bureaucratic antics! 📚💼

Farmington’s WPCA Confronts Frozen Scum Lines, Float Switches, and a 3% Rate Hike Like It’s Totally Normal

Farmington P&Z Approves Big Y Supermarket, Country Club Expansion & Towing Lot in 4-Hour Meeting

Farmington CT Arrest Log Jan 30-Feb 6: 9 Arrests Including $250K Stalking Bond 🚔

Farmington Arrest Log: Five Entries, Three PDFs, One Town Determined to Stay Calm

Farmington Plan and Zoning Approves 62-Unit Scott Swamp Redevelopment, Continues Farmington Motorsports

Farmington Bike Advisory Committee Debates Trail Safety, School Access, Signage Costs, and Grants

Farmington’s arrest log delivers four entries, three PDFs, and a gentle reminder that “posted bond” is a lifestyle—allegedly. Thanks, Farmington Storage.

Farmington Town Council Opens 2026 With Wells Drive Road Dispute, Fund-Balance Target Change, and Major Contract Votes

Farmington Arrest Log (Dec. 31–Jan. 9): Charges, Bonds, Court Dates — And One Stop Sign Having A Week 🚔

Farmington Green Efforts Committee Sets April 25, 2026 Clean-Up; Textile Recycling Reaches 5,500 Pounds

Farmington High School Ribbon Cutting: Tornado or Ceremony? Why Not Both?

Farmington’s Big Day: Ribbon-Cutting, Parking Adventures & Cookie Frenzy!

Farmington Government Calls It Quits: Two Major Meetings Canceled, Leaving Town In Suspense

Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting