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Farmington High School Ribbon-Cutting Chaos
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Farmington High School Ribbon Cutting: Tornado or Ceremony? Why Not Both?

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

Farmington HS moved their ribbon cutting indoors—no thanks to the weather gods. Join the chaos at 1 Monteith Dr, Farmington, CT 06032. Will the gym hold up? Only time will tell. šŸ«ā›ˆļø

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Black and white stipple illustration in the style of the Wall Street Journal, depicting a ribbon-cutting ceremony at Farmington High School with large scissors cutting a ribbon held by several hands, with a crowd in the background.
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Farmington’s Big Day: Ribbon-Cutting, Parking Adventures & Cookie Frenzy!

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

Join the fun on August 25th as Farmington High School’s ribbon-cutting ceremony takes over the town. Parking drama, VIPs, and sweet RiverHawk treats await! šŸš—šŸŽ“

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Black and white stipple illustration of an empty Farmington Town Council chamber, reflecting the somber mood after the cancellation of two major meetings.
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Farmington Government Calls It Quits: Two Major Meetings Canceled, Leaving Town In Suspense

Jack Beckett1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

Farmington faces a Tuesday night crisis as not one, but TWO town meetings are canceled. No council drama tonight, just empty chambers and shattered civic dreams. šŸ˜±šŸ—³ļø #FarmingtonFails

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A black and white stipple illustration depicting a town council meeting with members discussing documents around a table. In the background, a pile of bricks signifies a fundraising initiative, and through a window, an older building is seen being demolished with construction equipment.
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Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting

Jack Beckett2 years ago1 year ago05 mins

šŸ›ļø Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee meeting erupts in brick talk and endless jargon. Read our satirical take on high school renovations, contract awards, and bureaucratic antics! šŸ“ššŸ’¼

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