Farmington Weekend Arrest: Local Shoplifter Charged, Bond Posted
Farmington’s lone weekend arrest involves an 18-year-old, two larceny charges, and a $ 2,500 bond—proving that petty crime never sleeps, it just shops locally. 🛒
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Farmington CT Arrests: Domestic Dispute & Twin Larceny Caper, July 2025
Always last… to breaking news. Domestic Peace Shattered—Again In an evening more dramatic than a town‑hall zoning meeting, Waterbury resident Mynequa Patricia Burnett (20) allegedly upgraded her Batterson Park Road visit to a full‑contact sport at 6:09 p.m. on July 16. Charges include 2nd‑degree breach of peace, carrying a dangerous weapon, and 3rd‑degree assault. Total bond: $5,000 (non-surety). Court…
Farmington Police Nab Alleged Shoplifter in “Sixth‑Degree” Cuffs—Blotter Sponsored by Priceless Museum‑Air
Farmington’s lone arrest: Julie Miller booked for sixth‑degree larceny—$5K bond. Brought to you by [Farmington Storage] with Museum‑Air. 🚔💨 Thanks, climate‑controlled heroes!
Farmington Police Arrest Log (July 3–7): Shoplifters, Speeders & Museum‑Air Snark
Six arrests, one shoplifting posse, and a 2 a.m. speed‑drunk cameo—Farmington’s latest police blotter lands with all the grace of a dropped donut. Sponsored by Museum-Air-Fresh Farmington Storage.
Farmington Police Nab Five Suspects, Star One Woman in Four Guest Roles
Five fresh arrests, one repeat star, and a $10 k game of “catch me if you can.” Read the full Farmington police blotter, mercilessly gift‑wrapped in oniony snark.
🗞️ Arrest Log: Farmington’s 24-Hour Crime Spree Peaks at Two
Farmington Police nab two alleged peace-disturbers in one afternoon; protective orders and expired paperwork headline our sleepy hamlet’s crime blotter.