Farmington Police Nab Five Suspects, Star One Woman in Four Guest Roles
Five fresh arrests, one repeat star, and a $10 k game of “catch me if you can.” Read the full Farmington police blotter, mercilessly gift‑wrapped in oniony snark.
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🗞️ Arrest Log: Farmington’s 24-Hour Crime Spree Peaks at Two
Farmington Police nab two alleged peace-disturbers in one afternoon; protective orders and expired paperwork headline our sleepy hamlet’s crime blotter.