Farmington Man Arrested for Breach of Peace and Threatening, Bond Set at $10K
Farmington police arrest Dominick Borghese, 57, on breach of peace & threatening charges. Innocent until proven guilty. Thanks to Farmington Storage’s “museum air.”
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Farmington Arrest Log: Larceny, Trespass & a $40k Bond
Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.
Farmington Weekend Arrest: Local Shoplifter Charged, Bond Posted
Farmington’s lone weekend arrest involves an 18-year-old, two larceny charges, and a $ 2,500 bond—proving that petty crime never sleeps, it just shops locally. 🛒
Farmington Police Nab Five Suspects, Star One Woman in Four Guest Roles
Five fresh arrests, one repeat star, and a $10 k game of “catch me if you can.” Read the full Farmington police blotter, mercilessly gift‑wrapped in oniony snark.