$349K for a 1750 Colonial? 109 River Rd, Unionville, CT Wants You to Pay for the Privilege of History
Own a 2-bed, 2-bath antique at 109 River Rd, Unionville, CT for just $349K! It’s older than the country, but hey, it has two sinks!💧🛠
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Local Disaster for Sale: 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington—Perfect for Those Who Hate Themselves!
💀 Worst house in Farmington? 196 Brickyard Rd, Farmington, CT is an unfinished, overpriced wreck—ready for your regret-filled dreams. Sold “as is.
Live Like Royalty (Or Just Pretend): $1.65M Mansion at 11 Salisbury Way, Farmington CT Will Make You Forget You’re Middle Class
At 11 Salisbury Way, Farmington, CT, you can own 6,437 sqft of elegance with 5 fireplaces, 5 beds, & taxes that’ll make you weep. Who needs savings when you have a mansion? 🤑 #LuxuryLife
Farmington’s Historic 16 Main St: Own a $975K Colonial, 5 Fireplaces & a Barn Tenant (What a Deal!)
🏡 For just $975K, claim 16 Main St, Farmington, CT – a historic 3-bed home with 5 fireplaces, taxes aplenty, and a barn tenant you’ll love negotiating with. Who needs modern convenience anyway?
1920s Bungalow at 1690 Farmington Ave, Unionville, CT: Buy It Now Before the Termites Do!
🏡 Own a piece of history at 1690 Farmington Ave, Unionville, CT. With original floors, skyrocketing taxes, & endless DIY projects, this charming fixer-upper is ready for your wallet! 💸 #HistoricMoneyPit
9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT: Buy This 4-Bedroom Mansion or Spend Eternity Paying Taxes
🏡 For just $799K, own 9 Juniper Ln, Farmington, CT, complete with 2 fireplaces, 2 laundry rooms, and taxes high enough to keep you up at night. Because who needs savings anyway? 😅 #RealEstate
10 Deepwood Dr: Farmington’s Perfect Colonial for Your Midlife Crisis
🏡 Escape reality at 10 Deepwood Dr, Farmington, CT—a charming Colonial where your dreams and existential dread collide. Perfect for those seeking suburban solace with a side of angst.🔑
127 Tunxis Village: Where $475K Buys You a Townhouse and a Ticket to Suburban Royalty
Discover 127 Tunxis Vlg UNIT 127, Farmington, CT—a $475K townhouse with luxury extras like a gas fireplace, heated pool, and HOA fees that rival your mortgage. 🏡 #FarmingtonElite
Unionville’s $629K Dream Home: Buy Now, Cry Later at 16 Cobble Ct
Looking to spend $629K on a Unionville home that screams ‘I’ve made it’? Check out 16 Cobble Ct, CT 06085. It’s the American Dream—complete with taxes and an HOA fee. 😂 #Homeownership #Unionville
Own a Slice of 1765: Farmington’s 44 Mountain Rd – Where Historic Charm Meets Modern Mortgage Anxiety
Step back to 1765 at 44 Mountain Rd in Farmington! Own 3 beds, 2 baths & 259 years of creaky floors—just $377K! Act fast or the revolution might