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  • Farmington CT Arrest Log Jan 30-Feb 6: 9 Arrests Including $250K Stalking Bond 🚔
  • Farmington Arrest Log: Five Entries, Three PDFs, One Town Determined to Stay Calm
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  • Farmington’s WPCA Confronts Frozen Scum Lines, Float Switches, and a 3% Rate Hike Like It’s Totally Normal 

    2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
  • Farmington P&Z Approves Big Y Supermarket, Country Club Expansion & Towing Lot in 4-Hour Meeting

    3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
  • Farmington CT Arrest Log Jan 30-Feb 6: 9 Arrests Including $250K Stalking Bond 🚔

    4 weeks ago
  • Farmington Arrest Log: Five Entries, Three PDFs, One Town Determined to Stay Calm

    1 month ago1 month ago
  • Farmington Plan and Zoning Approves 62-Unit Scott Swamp Redevelopment, Continues Farmington Motorsports

    1 month ago1 month ago
  • Farmington Bike Advisory Committee Debates Trail Safety, School Access, Signage Costs, and Grants

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  • Farmington’s arrest log delivers four entries, three PDFs, and a gentle reminder that “posted bond” is a lifestyle—allegedly. Thanks, Farmington Storage.

    1 month ago1 month ago
  • Farmington Town Council Opens 2026 With Wells Drive Road Dispute, Fund-Balance Target Change, and Major Contract Votes

    2 months ago2 months ago
  • Farmington Arrest Log (Dec. 31–Jan. 9): Charges, Bonds, Court Dates — And One Stop Sign Having A Week 🚔

    2 months ago2 months ago
  • Farmington Green Efforts Committee Sets April 25, 2026 Clean-Up; Textile Recycling Reaches 5,500 Pounds

    2 months ago2 months ago
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Farmington Arrest Logs, Dec 11–19: Allegations, Bonds, Court Dates, and One More Reason to Drink Coffee

Jack Beckett3 months ago3 months ago04 mins

Farmington’s latest arrest logs list dates, times, charges, and bond info. Everyone is presumed innocent; the paperwork is presumed judgmental. 🚨☕

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BREAKING: Farmington Police Arrest Log Stars One Very Popular Wethersfield Ave Resident

Jack Beckett7 months ago7 months ago03 mins

19 arrests, one very busy suspect, and 0 regard for court dates. Thank you to Farmington Storage, where you can arrive in style.

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Farmington Police Nab Trespass-Larceny Suspect; $10K Bond, Courtroom Cameo

Jack Beckett7 months ago6 months ago03 mins

Farmington Police collar Hartford man on trespass, larceny, and conspiracy charges—$10K bond, museum-air-fresh satire included. (All suspects innocent until proven guilty.)

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Farmington Arrest Log: Larceny, Trespass & a $40k Bond

Jack Beckett7 months ago7 months ago03 mins

Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.

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Farmington Weekend Arrest: Local Shoplifter Charged, Bond Posted

Jack Beckett8 months ago03 mins

Farmington’s lone weekend arrest involves an 18-year-old, two larceny charges, and a $ 2,500 bond—proving that petty crime never sleeps, it just shops locally. 🛒

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Farmington CT Arrests: Domestic Dispute & Twin Larceny Caper, July 2025

Jack Beckett8 months ago8 months ago02 mins

Always last… to breaking news. Domestic Peace Shattered—Again In an evening more dramatic than a town‑hall zoning meeting, Waterbury resident…

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