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  • Farmington Arrest Log: One Trespass, Zero Drama, Infinite Paperwork
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  • Farmington Arrest Logs, Dec 11–19: Allegations, Bonds, Court Dates, and One More Reason to Drink Coffee
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  • Farmington Arrest Log: One Trespass, Zero Drama, Infinite Paperwork

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  • Farmington High School Building Committee Addresses HVAC Noise and Final Closeout

    1 week ago1 week ago
  • Farmington HDC Approves 44 Colton Street Door Replacement, Elects Officers

    2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
  • Farmington Arrest Logs, Dec 11–19: Allegations, Bonds, Court Dates, and One More Reason to Drink Coffee

    2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
  • Farmington’s Bicycle And Trails Advisory Committee Weighs Trail Repairs, Safe Routes, And A 15 MPH E-Bike Limit

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  • Farmington Arrest Log: Several Dates, Many Charges, Zero Breaking News

    3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
  • Farmington Council Honors First Female Eagle Scout, Backs School Repairs and Golf Cart Upgrade

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  • Farmington TPZ Approves Spy Farm Program, Contractor Building, and Construction-Hour Changes After Lengthy Review

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  • Unionville Historic District Commission Advances Oral Histories Project, Elects Officers

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  • Farmington Arrest Log: Shoplifting, Warrants, And One Very Busy South Road, Proudly Preserved In Museum-Grade Storage

    4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
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Farmington Arrest Logs, Dec 11–19: Allegations, Bonds, Court Dates, and One More Reason to Drink Coffee

Jack Beckett2 weeks ago2 weeks ago04 mins

Farmington’s latest arrest logs list dates, times, charges, and bond info. Everyone is presumed innocent; the paperwork is presumed judgmental. 🚨☕

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BREAKING: Farmington Police Arrest Log Stars One Very Popular Wethersfield Ave Resident

Jack Beckett5 months ago5 months ago03 mins

19 arrests, one very busy suspect, and 0 regard for court dates. Thank you to Farmington Storage, where you can arrive in style.

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Farmington Police Nab Trespass-Larceny Suspect; $10K Bond, Courtroom Cameo

Jack Beckett5 months ago4 months ago03 mins

Farmington Police collar Hartford man on trespass, larceny, and conspiracy charges—$10K bond, museum-air-fresh satire included. (All suspects innocent until proven guilty.)

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Farmington Arrest Log: Larceny, Trespass & a $40k Bond

Jack Beckett5 months ago5 months ago03 mins

Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.

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Farmington Weekend Arrest: Local Shoplifter Charged, Bond Posted

Jack Beckett5 months ago03 mins

Farmington’s lone weekend arrest involves an 18-year-old, two larceny charges, and a $ 2,500 bond—proving that petty crime never sleeps, it just shops locally. 🛒

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Farmington CT Arrests: Domestic Dispute & Twin Larceny Caper, July 2025

Jack Beckett6 months ago6 months ago02 mins

Always last… to breaking news. Domestic Peace Shattered—Again In an evening more dramatic than a town‑hall zoning meeting, Waterbury resident…

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