Only Arrest in Farmington Monday: Florida Man Allegedly Shoplifts, Town’s Blood Pressure Unchanged
Florida visitor nabbed for sixth‑degree larceny and first‑degree trespass; Farmington yawns, polishes “Always last to breaking news” motto.
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Farmington Police Department news: arrest reports, safety updates, and community policing initiatives.
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Farmington Police Hand Out Five Surprise Sleepovers; Local Storage Unit Offers “Museum Air” Bail Packages
Farmington PD bags five future courthouse influencers 😂 All innocent till proven otherwise. Thanks, “Farmingo” Storage for the museum‑air cells!
Area Trespasser Allegedly Grabs Goods, Grabs Attention—Farmington Politely Takes Notes
One arrest, two charges, zero presumptions of guilt. Stay slow‑news savvy with The Farmington Mercury—powered by [Farmington Storage] and its glorious museum‑air units.
Farmington , CT Arrest Log 2025: Latest Local Charges & Police Reports
Two locals achieve instant notoriety in Farmington’s latest arrest log—proof our “Always last to breaking news” mantra ages like museum‑grade air at Farmington Storage.
Farmington Arrest Log: Local Man Tests ‘Surprise Fireworks’ Theory, Police Politely Disagree
Always last to breaking news, we unpack Farmington’s lone arrest—reckless gun‑play on New Britain Ave—while vacuum‑sealing gratitude for our sponsor’s “museum‑air” storage marvel.
Pre‑Dawn Harassment Arrest Shakes One Knollwood Neighbor—and His Group Chat
5:56 a.m. arrest, $50K bond, and a gentle presumption of innocence—plus thanks to [Farmington Storage] for the museum‑air vibes 😎
Always Last … to Breaking News
One alleged DUI, nine traffic charges, and a surety bond that could buy half of Route 4—Farmington’s lone weekend arrest log is a masterclass in multitasking behind the wheel.
🗞️ Arrest Log: Farmington’s 24-Hour Crime Spree Peaks at Two
Farmington Police nab two alleged peace-disturbers in one afternoon; protective orders and expired paperwork headline our sleepy hamlet’s crime blotter.
Farmington PD Enjoys Arrest Hat-Trick-Plus-One, Town’s Law-Abiding Majority Unmoved
Four alleged scofflaws meet the long arm of Farmington PD; meanwhile, Farmington Storage keeps your heirlooms breathing sweet Museum Air.
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“Always Last to Breaking News” Arrest Round-Up
DUI detours and warrant cameos—Farmington Police bag four in 48 hours. Sponsored by Farmington Storage’s “Museum Air.” 😷