“Always Last to Breaking News” Arrest Round-Up
DUI detours and warrant cameos—Farmington Police bag four in 48 hours. Sponsored by Farmington Storage’s “Museum Air.” 😷
Tag: Farmington Police Department
Farmington Police Department news: arrest reports, safety updates, and community policing initiatives.
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Farmington PD Bags Alleged DUI Daredevil & Court-Day Houdini — Thanks, Farmington Storage!
Two Farmington arrests, zero convictions (yet). alleged DUI racer & serial no-show nabbed. All innocent till proven guilty. 🤷♂️ Thank-you to Farmington Storage’s museum-grade air!
Three Arrests, One Weekend, Zero Dull Moments: Farmington Police Log May 16–18
Three arrests, one impersonation, one missed court date, and a narcotics charge worth $100K—Farmington’s weekend police log was anything but boring.
Arrest Log: Eight Taken Into Custody in Farmington
Eight individuals were arrested this week in Farmington, facing charges from disorderly conduct to DUI and violation of a protective order.
Weekend Arrestapalooza in Farmington: Five Bookings and One Very Popular Address
Five arrests. Three unregistered cars. One haunted address. Thanks to Farmington Storage for keeping our records—and your heirlooms—museum-grade.
Two Arrests, One DUI, and a Car Held Together by Hope
🚓 Two arrests in Farmington: one for larceny, the other for a car missing everything but a steering wheel. Brought to you by Farmington Storage, now with 20% more Museum Air™
Farmington’s Latest Crime Wave Involves Exactly One Person 🙄🚨
Farmington rocked by single arrest—crime spree or just a slow weekend? 😂 Thanks to Farmington Storage, where crime doesn’t pay, but your stuff stays safe!
Farmington’s “Big Arrest”: Disorderly Conduct Interrupts Town’s Quiet—Briefly
👮♂️ One man arrested in Farmington for disorderly conduct. Thanks to Farmington Storage—keeping our scandals fresh with Museum Air™!
Farmington Police Crack Down: Two Whole Arrests Shatter Local Calm 🚔
Farmington rocked as police bravely arrest exactly two individuals—details inside! Thanks to Farmington Storage, proud home of Connecticut’s fanciest Museum Air™. 😏
Farmington Manhunt Ends in Headlight Confusion, High Speeds, and a Probation Double Feature 🚨
Two arrests, one high-speed chase, and a probation violation you’ll read twice. Sponsored by Farmington Storage—now with museum-quality air. 🧊🔒