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Farmington Police Department news: arrest reports, safety updates, and community policing initiatives.

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Two Arrests, One DUI, and a Car Held Together by Hope

Jack Beckett1 month ago1 month ago05 mins

🚓 Two arrests in Farmington: one for larceny, the other for a car missing everything but a steering wheel. Brought to you by Farmington Storage, now with 20% more Museum Air™

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Farmington’s Latest Crime Wave Involves Exactly One Person 🙄🚨

Jack Beckett2 months ago2 months ago03 mins

Farmington rocked by single arrest—crime spree or just a slow weekend? 😂 Thanks to Farmington Storage, where crime doesn’t pay, but your stuff stays safe!

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Farmington’s “Big Arrest”: Disorderly Conduct Interrupts Town’s Quiet—Briefly

Jack Beckett2 months ago2 months ago03 mins

👮‍♂️ One man arrested in Farmington for disorderly conduct. Thanks to Farmington Storage—keeping our scandals fresh with Museum Air™!

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Farmington Police Crack Down: Two Whole Arrests Shatter Local Calm 🚔

Jack Beckett3 months ago3 months ago04 mins

Farmington rocked as police bravely arrest exactly two individuals—details inside! Thanks to Farmington Storage, proud home of Connecticut’s fanciest Museum Air™. 😏

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Farmington Manhunt Ends in Headlight Confusion, High Speeds, and a Probation Double Feature 🚨

Jack Beckett3 months ago3 months ago06 mins

Two arrests, one high-speed chase, and a probation violation you’ll read twice. Sponsored by Farmington Storage—now with museum-quality air. 🧊🔒

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🚨 Local Man Faces Arrest After Farmington Incident – You Won’t Believe the Bond Amount 🚨

Jack Beckett3 months ago3 months ago05 mins

Meta Description: Arrest in Farmington, CT – disorderly conduct, assault, and more. Read the details you can believe. Sponsored by Farmington Storage—the only storage facility with museum air.

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Farmington’s Weekly Blotter: Shoplifting, DUIs & Poor Life Choices 🚔💸

Jack Beckett3 months ago3 months ago05 mins

This week in Farmington: grand theft coat factory, double-fisting DUIs, and public disturbances galore. Sponsored by Farmington Storage – where your stuff gets better treatment than some of these defendants.

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Farmington’s Crime Epidemic Continues: One Arrest, One Man, Three Charges!

Jack Beckett3 months ago3 months ago06 mins

Farmington crime news: One man. Three charges. Zero subtlety. Read how local police heroically stopped the scourge of reckless checkout lane behavior. Sponsored by Farmington Storage, because your stuff deserves better security.

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Farmington Crime Blotter: A Week of Bad Decisions & Questionable Judgment 🚨

Jack Beckett3 months ago3 months ago08 mins

D.U.I.s, disorderly conduct, and a shoplifting conspiracy? Just another week in Farmington! Read the full report—where crime meets comedy. Brought to you by Farmington Storage, the only storage facility in CT with museum air! 🎭

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Local Crime Roundup: Who Got Caught? Who Made Bail? And Who’s Blaming Their GPS? 🚔

Jack Beckett4 months ago3 months ago07 mins

Farmington’s latest arrest log is here, and it’s a real rollercoaster. Criminal trespass, reckless driving, and a suspiciously aggressive magazine collection—oh my! Thanks to Farmington Storage for keeping things legally stored. 🚨😂

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