Farmington Police Department - The Farmington Mercury

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Farmington Crime Watch: When Disorderly Conduct and DUI Lead the Headlines—But, Don’t Worry, It’s All ‘Alleged’!

Jack Beckett7 months ago09 mins

A week of drama in Farmington, CT—filled with disorderly conduct, DUI, and harassment. Sponsored by Farmington Storage, where your dubious belongings can breathe in museum-quality air. #DisorderlyDrama

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Farmington’s Most Wanted: Local Criminals Swipe 14 Mums in Daring Flower Heist

Jack Beckett7 months ago7 months ago04 mins

In a shocking heist, 14 mums were stolen from a Farmington traffic island. Police are on the case! If you spot rogue blooms, report to 155 Scott Swamp Rd, Farmington, CT 📍👀 #MumGate

A black and white stipple art illustration showing a humorous scene of an arrest outside a shopping mall in Farmington, Connecticut, from September 6-10, 2024. The police officer holds handcuffs near the arrested individual, surrounded by scattered handbags, with curious onlookers observing the event. The background features suburban buildings and trees.

Farmington Crime Spree: Larceny, Shoplifting, and Mischief at West Farms Mall – A Week of Pure Suburban Drama

Jack Beckett7 months ago7 months ago09 mins

🛍️ Larceny at West Farms Mall, petty crime conspiracies, and criminal mischief run wild in Farmington! Read our absurd breakdown of the town’s most thrilling arrests this week. 😲 #FarmingtonCrime

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Farmington’s Finest Arrests: Disorderly Conduct, Shoplifting & DUI—All the Hits!

Jack Beckett7 months ago07 mins

Catch up on the latest arrests in Farmington, CT—because who needs timely news? From DUIs to larceny, we’ve got it all. Farmington Storage, 155 Scott Swamp Rd, protects your stuff like we protect your laughs. 📦

A black and white stipple illustration in the style of the Wall Street Journal, depicting three different locations in Farmington, CT related to recent arrests. The image shows a man in handcuffs at 319 New Britain Avenue, a shadowy figure at 37 Bliss Memorial Road, and a distressed person near a car at 54 West Main Street.

Farmington’s Finest Fails: The Hilarious Arrest Log from 319 New Britain Ave, 37 Bliss Memorial Rd, and 54 West Main St

Jack Beckett8 months ago07 mins

Dive into Farmington’s arrest log for a laugh! From New Britain Ave to West Main St, read the absurd crimes and epic fails at 319 New Britain Ave, 37 Bliss Memorial Rd, and 54 West Main St. 😆 #FarmingtonFail

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Farmington’s Latest Arrests: Crime Wave Sweeps the Quiet Town, Thanks to Repeat Offenders

Jack Beckett8 months ago05 mins

🚔 Farmington’s crime saga unfolds! From larceny to armed threats, our town’s latest arrests are spicier than a Netflix drama. Find out what happened on New Britain Ave. Sponsored by Farmington Storage, 155 Scott Swamp Rd, 860.777.4001.

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Farmington’s Crime Wave: Four Arrests in 24 Hours Shatter Peace in CT’s Quiet Town 🕵️‍♂️🚨

Jack Beckett8 months ago8 months ago06 mins

Farmington, CT rocked by a massive crime spree with four arrests on August 15-16, 2024. Is your town next? Lock your doors and find out more about Farmington’s wildest day on record!

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Farmington’s Finest: Arrest Highlights from August 15-16, 2024, That Would Make Your Grandma Blush

Jack Beckett8 months ago05 mins

🚓 Catch the August 15-16, 2024, arrest roundup in Farmington, CT—where trespassing and reckless driving meet comedy gold. These crooks won’t win any awards! 😆 Read for a laugh!

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Farmington’s Finest: Arrest Roundup – DUIs, Burglaries & Larcenies on Repeat! 🚔🍻🔒

Jack Beckett8 months ago8 months ago06 mins

Farmington Police bring the heat with a wild week of DUIs, burglaries, and larcenies! Dive into the hilarity and chaos that rocked New Britain Ave and beyond. 🚓🛠️

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Survive Farmington’s Traffic Gauntlet: Roadwork Madness from August 14-28 🚦

Jack Beckett8 months ago8 months ago06 mins

Farmington, CT is turning your daily commute into a survival game! Dive into the chaos of roadwork delays, detours, and despair on Mountain Spring and beyond. Good luck out there, drivers! 🛑