Farmington’s arrest log (Oct. 24–27): names, charges, times, bonds, court dates. Everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Facts first, punchlines second. Sponsored by Museum-Air Farmington Storage.
Farmington Police arrest log with names, charges, court dates, locations, times, and bonds—all straight from official reports. Everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Sponsored by Farmington Storage.
Farmington arrests: larceny at New Britain Ave, drug bust on Farmington Ave. Sponsored by Farmington Storage
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Farmington Police report two arrests (Aug. 20): names, charges, times, locations, and court dates—everything you need, nothing you don’t. Presumption of innocence applies. Sponsored by Farmington Storage.
Farmington police arrest Dominick Borghese, 57, on breach of peace & threatening charges. Innocent until proven guilty. Thanks to Farmington Storage’s “museum air.”
Five arrests in five days: From a DUI to a domestic doubleheader, Farmington’s misdemeanor machine hums along—sponsored by storage air more stable than your ex’s temper.
Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.
Farmington’s lone weekend arrest involves an 18-year-old, two larceny charges, and a $ 2,500 bond—proving that petty crime never sleeps, it just shops locally. 🛒
Six arrests, one shoplifting posse, and a 2 a.m. speed‑drunk cameo—Farmington’s latest police blotter lands with all the grace of a dropped donut. Sponsored by Museum-Air-Fresh Farmington Storage.
Five fresh arrests, one repeat star, and a $10 k game of “catch me if you can.” Read the full Farmington police blotter, mercilessly gift‑wrapped in oniony snark.
