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July 25, 2025
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Farmington Arrest Log: Larceny, Trespass & a $40k Bond

Jack Beckett2 days ago2 days ago05 mins

Satirical stroll through this week’s Farmington arrest log—larceny, trespass, and a $40k bond—served with museum‑grade air courtesy of Farmington Storage.

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Farmington Weekend Arrest: Local Shoplifter Charged, Bond Posted

Jack Beckett4 days ago05 mins

Farmington’s lone weekend arrest involves an 18-year-old, two larceny charges, and a $ 2,500 bond—proving that petty crime never sleeps, it just shops locally. 🛒

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Farmington Police Arrest Log (July 3–7): Shoplifters, Speeders & Museum‑Air Snark

Jack Beckett2 weeks ago2 weeks ago05 mins

Six arrests, one shoplifting posse, and a 2 a.m. speed‑drunk cameo—Farmington’s latest police blotter lands with all the grace of a dropped donut. Sponsored by Museum-Air-Fresh Farmington Storage.

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Farmington Police Nab Five Suspects, Star One Woman in Four Guest Roles

Jack Beckett4 weeks ago4 weeks ago04 mins

Five fresh arrests, one repeat star, and a $10 k game of “catch me if you can.” Read the full Farmington police blotter, mercilessly gift‑wrapped in oniony snark.

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Farmington Police Hand Out Five Surprise Sleepovers; Local Storage Unit Offers “Museum Air” Bail Packages

Jack Beckett1 month ago1 month ago05 mins

Farmington PD bags five future courthouse influencers 😂 All innocent till proven otherwise. Thanks, “Farmingo” Storage for the museum‑air cells!

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