By Jack Beckett | The Farmington Mercury
Always Last to Breaking News
Farmington police had themselves a twofer this week, reminding residents that even in a town defined by colonial charm and aggressively quiet zoning meetings, excitement still manages to sneak inâusually via unregistered vehicles.
According to the arrest log for the period of 7:00 AM on May 5 to 7:00 AM on May 6, 2025, two individuals were taken into custody on charges ranging from run-of-the-mill larceny to driving what can only be described as a four-wheeled legal liability on Farmington Avenue.
đ First Up: The Rolling Violation Symphony
At 1:48 AM on May 6, Shakira Jnocharles-Qinones, 28, of East Hartford, was arrested on Farmington Avenue by Officer Malik D. Brown. The charges? A poetic medley of Connecticutâs vehicular commandments:
- Failure to drive on the right (14-230a)
- Improper use of marker/license/registration (14-147c)
- Operating or parking an unregistered motor vehicle (14-12a)
- Operating without minimum insurance (14-213b)
- Operating under the influence of alcohol or drugs (14-227a)
- Operating under suspension (14-215a)
Itâs unclear which came firstâthe suspension or the DUIâbut the vehicleâs legal status was somewhere between “expired” and “imaginary.” Ms. Jnocharles-Qinones posted a $2,500 nonsurety bond and is due in court on May 13.
đ¸ Meanwhile, on New Britain AvenueâŚ
At approximately 12:05 PM on May 5, Officer Brown also arrested Felix Mojica Jr., 38, of Hartford, on a warrant related to fourth-degree larceny (53a-125). He was taken into custody at 319 New Britain Avenue and held on a $3,000 surety bond. Mr. Mojica Jr. was scheduled to appear in court the very next day, May 6.
As always, it must be noted that both individuals are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Which, for the record, is still a thingâeven in a town where the most scandalous news last week was a dog digging up tulip bulbs on Mountain Spring Road.
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