Why Buy a Mansion When You Can Fix This Farmington Bargain Instead? 🛠️🏠

Farmington’s Hidden Gem: The Fixer-Upper You Never Knew You Needed

UNIONVILLE, CT— In a bold move to join the elite ranks of Farmington homeowners without breaking the bank, the brave souls of 11 Pine Drive have decided to pass the torch. The result? A quaint, unassuming 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom ranch in the idyllic Lake Garda neighborhood is now available for the modest price of $259,900.

Yes, you read that correctly. You can own a slice of Farmington—a town where the median home price hovers well above your standard college tuition for just a shade over a quarter of a million dollars. But don’t let the low price tag fool you; this isn’t just any home. It’s a “fixer-upper,” a term real estate agents use when they don’t want to say, “Bring your tool belt and prayers.”

Built-in 1964, this 1,404-square-foot beauty boasts the kind of charm that only a mid-century ranch can offer: single-pane windows that are essentially an invitation for Connecticut winters and vinyl siding that has seen things—oh, the things it has seen. But don’t despair! The property has had some updates, including a new roof in 2024, so you won’t have to worry about the ceiling caving in on you—at least not immediately.

For those looking to unleash their inner HGTV star, the partially finished lower level offers a blank canvas for your wildest dreams. Think of it as the perfect place to store the furniture you’ll be replacing or perhaps a sanctuary for contemplating how exactly you’ll afford the upcoming renovations.

Nestled on a 9,147 square foot lot, the house sits within a “fantastic walking neighborhood,” which the realtor speaks for “please ignore the lack of parking.” But fear not, dear reader, because you’ll be just a stroll away from the private beach at Lake Garda. Here, you can swim, fish, and ponder whether paddleboarding counts as exercise while convincing yourself that you’ll someday fix that leaky faucet.

The financials of this endeavor are equally as exciting. With an annual tax bill of just $5,002, you’ll have the pleasure of contributing to the town’s coffers without the hassle of things like reliable plumbing. Plus, for the low, low price of $21 per month in HOA fees, you’ll enjoy lake access and the privilege of knowing your neighbors also have a deep, emotional connection with their toolbox.

Now, let’s talk opportunity. For those with a vision (or at least a working understanding of how to hire a contractor), this home is a diamond in the rough. Or maybe just the rough. Either way, it’s the perfect entry point into the Farmington real estate market, especially if you’re a builder or an investor who isn’t afraid of a challenge. After all, someone’s got to buy the properties that are “likely to sell faster than 100% of nearby homes.” Why not you?

In summary, 11 Pine Drive is more than just a house; it’s a lifestyle choice. A choice that says, “I’m ready to commit to Farmington, but maybe not quite ready to commit to an open floor plan.” So, if you’re looking for a project, or just want to brag to your friends about your latest real estate acquisition, look no further.

Remember, this gem won’t last long, especially in today’s market. But don’t just take our word for it—get pre-qualified today and start planning your Home Depot run.

And finally, a heartfelt thank you to our sponsor, Farmington Storage, located at 155 Scott Swamp Road. They’ve got the space you need for everything that won’t fit in your new fixer-upper. Give them a call at 860.777.4001, and tell them 11 Pine Drive sent you.

-JB-

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