🚨 Farmington Crime Files: Mischief and Mayhem on Main Street and Beyond! 🍷🎨

Mischief on New Britain Avenue 🎨

On the misty morning of Monday, December 2, 43-year-old Joseph A. Alvelo, a resident of Farmington, made the news for a less-than-festive act of Criminal Mischief in the Third Degree. Arrested at 9:07 a.m. on New Britain Avenue, Alvelo reportedly disrupted someone’s Monday morning routine with his alleged shenanigans.

• Arresting Officer: Daniel R. Aparo
• Bond: $1,500 (non-surety)
• Court Date: December 11, 2024

Was this mischief a statement of avant-garde art, or just Monday frustrations taken a step too far? While Alvelo posted bond, we’ll keep our eyes on the court date for any surprises.

DUI Drama on Main Street 🍷🚗

As the town prepared for its weekend slumber on Saturday, December 7, the lights on Main Street told another story. At precisely 11:00 p.m., Tashiemia J. Dempsey, a 42-year-old from Middletown, found herself in Farmington’s spotlight. Arrested for Operating a Motor Vehicle Under the Influence and Failure to Drive in the Proper Lane, Dempsey’s journey might be a reminder to Uber next time.

• Arresting Officer: Ryan A. DiFusco
• Bond: $1,500 (non-surety)
• Court Date: December 18, 2024

While the streets of Farmington survived the evening unscathed, here’s hoping this marks a turning point for safer journeys home.

A Note on Justice and Civility

We want to remind readers that all parties are considered innocent until proven guilty. Farmington, let’s show compassion (and maybe carpool).

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