Farmington’s Finest: Arrest Highlights from August 15-16, 2024, That Would Make Your Grandma Blush

Farmington’s Finest: The Arrest Chronicles – August 15-16, 2024 Edition

Welcome to another thrilling episode of “Farmington’s Finest: The Arrest Chronicles,” where the quiet streets of Farmington, CT, are occasionally disturbed by the sound of justice in action. If you were wondering what’s been happening in our fair town between August 15th and August 16th, 2024, we’ve got all the juicy details you need to stay in the know—or at least feel superior to your neighbors. Let’s dive into the latest happenings from our local law enforcement, courtesy of the Farmington Police Department.

Wawarme Avenue Welcomes Back an Old Friend

First up, we have Damian Tray Bullock, age 36, from Hartford, who thought he could take a stroll down memory lane—or rather, Wawarme Avenue. Mr. Bullock was arrested on August 15th, 2024, at precisely 12:28 PM, perhaps not the ideal time for a reunion tour. His charges included Criminal Trespass in the 1st Degree (because why not?), Larceny in the 6th Degree (you’ve got to start somewhere), and Reckless Driving and Operating a Motor Vehicle Under Suspension to spice things up. It seems our man Damian couldn’t resist adding a little flair to his day. He graciously posted bonds totaling $30,000. We’ll see him again in court on August 20th, 2024. Mark your calendars, folks.

Bristol’s Willie James White: A Familiar Name on the Docket

Next, making his triumphant return to the public eye is none other than Willie James White, a 57-year-old resident of Bristol, CT. Arrested on August 15th, 2024, at 10:30 AM, Mr. White has become quite the fixture in our local law enforcement’s greatest hits. This time, he’s charged with Criminal Trespass in the 1st Degree (because one can never trespass enough) and Larceny in the 4th Degree—because why settle for 6th when you can aim higher? Willie was held on a $10,000 bond and will appear in court on the same day as his arrest. We wish him luck.

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Arrested

In case you were concerned about the state of our streets, rest assured, the Farmington Police Department is on top of things, one trespasser at a time. The total arrests stand at four, with a collective bond value that could buy a nice used car. So, if you’re considering a life of crime, you might want to ensure your finances are in order first.

Thank You to Our Sponsor

Before we wrap up this edition of “Farmington’s Finest: The Arrest Chronicles,” we’d like to give a special shoutout to our sponsor, Farmington Storage. At 155 Scott Swamp Road, Farmington Storage has all the space you need for your less-than-legal treasures—or just your extra junk. Call them today at 860.777.4001 and let them know we sent you. They’ve got your back, even if the cops don’t.

That’s all for now, folks. Stay safe, stay informed, and remember: in Farmington, CT, crime doesn’t pay—but it does make for excellent reading material. Until next time, keep your nose clean and your bonds posted!