Breaking News: Farmington’s Criminals Unite for a Busy Day of Law Enforcement
In what can only be described as an unplanned community event, Farmington, CT, saw a flurry of activity on July 10, 2024. The Farmington Police Department reported four arrests in just 24 hours. It seems our local mischief-makers decided to give our law enforcement a run for their money. Here’s the lowdown on the town’s latest attempts at infamy.
Arrest Highlights
Larceny and Resistance: A Shoplifter’s Marathon
Daniel Christian Daniels-Manriquez
- Date of Arrest: July 10, 2024, at 5:47 PM
- Location: 1600 Southeast Road
- Charges:
- Larceny 6th Degree (because 5th degree larceny was too mainstream)
- Interference with Officer/Resisting Arrest (pro tip: running rarely works)
- Bond: $10,000 (Surety)
- Remarks: Daniels-Manriquez was caught in an epic shoplifting saga. He tried resisting arrest, but his cunning evasion tactics weren’t enough to outwit Farmington’s finest. Held on bond.
Probation Violation: The Triple Crown
Daniel Christian Daniels-Manriquez (Again)
- Date of Arrest: July 10, 2024, at 5:47 PM
- Location: 1600 Southeast Road
- Charges:
- Violation of Probation (three times, because why stop at once?)
- Bond: $40,000 each (Surety)
- Remarks: Daniels-Manriquez clearly loves the police so much he got arrested again. Three re-arrest warrants, no waiting. Held on bond totaling $120,000. Someone’s going for a record!
Shoplifting: Bargain Hunting Gone Wrong
Frances Hornedo
- Date of Arrest: July 10, 2024, at 3:31 PM
- Location: 500 South Road
- Charges:
- Larceny 6th Degree (another trendsetter)
- Bond: $1,500 (Nonsurety)
- Remarks: Hornedo was arrested for shoplifting. She posted bond and left, probably to look for better bargains elsewhere.
Trespassing and Mischief: A Dynamic Duo
Rachel Pass and Matthew Sprague Smith
- Date of Arrest: July 10, 2024, at 1:34 PM
- Location: 1 Tunxis Mead Road
- Charges:
- Criminal Trespass 3rd Degree (breaking and entering’s cooler cousin)
- Criminal Mischief 3rd Degree (art class didn’t go as planned)
- Bond: $2,500 each (Nonsurety)
- Remarks: Rachel and Matthew turned trespassing into an art form, complete with vandalism. Released on bond to plot their next escapade.
Conclusion
Farmington’s aspiring criminals put on quite a show on July 10, 2024. From the repetitive antics of Daniels-Manriquez to the bargain blunders of Hornedo and the mischievous misadventures of Pass and Smith, it was a day for the books. Kudos to the Farmington Police Department for keeping the town’s chaos in check.
Acknowledgment
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