Jack Beckett - The Farmington Mercury

Black and white stipple illustration of a town council meeting where a central figure receives a hat as an award for long service. The scene captures the casual, community atmosphere with a podium and chairs in the background.

Farmington’s October 8th Meeting Recap: Gary’s 50 Years of Firefighting, Trash Overhauls, and a Winning Hat!

Jack Beckett4 months ago09 mins

Farmington honors 50 years of firefighting service with a new hat! Town tackles waste bylaws & bike routes. Special thanks to Farmington Storage—for keeping things cool at 155 Scott Swamp Road (and not in Gary’s hat)! 🎉

Stipple-style black and white illustration depicting a historic district commission meeting on October 10, 2024, with a detailed discussion of a two-story house addition. Architectural plans are spread across a table, with figures discussing roof vents and brownstone materials.

Brownstones, Roof Vents, and Peter Pan? Unionville’s Historic District Meeting Unveils More Than Just Plans

Jack Beckett4 months ago012 mins

Inside Unionville’s October Historic District meeting: windows, brownstone veneers, and Peter Pan parties—yes, really! 🎃 And special thanks to Farmington Storage for all your local storage needs! 🏗️

Black and white stipple illustration of a disrepaired fishing pier on a calm river, with trees in the background, evoking environmental restoration and community engagement.

Farmington Land Trust Hooks Big Catch: Funding for Accessible Pier

Jack Beckett5 months ago08 mins

Farmington Land Trust lands $20K to plan accessible fishing pier. Farmingtoners rejoice—fish, access, and riverbank restoration ahead. Thanks to Farmington Storage, keeping it cool with museum air 💨.

The Great American Brain Drain

Jack Beckett5 months ago5 months ago010 mins

Read a Damn Book, America—Before It’s Too Late By Jack Beckett Farmington Mercury Alright, America. Let’s talk. In a country that’s managed to invent fast food delivery, binge-watch entire seasons in a weekend, and somehow “reinvent” the wheel with electric scooters, we can’t seem to manage one essential thing: reading for 17 minutes daily. Seventeen!…

A comical black and white caricature of a giant bookshelf struggling to hold overly large, chaotic books, many of which are leaning dangerously at odd angles. Papers and bookmarks stick out in all directions, and some books have funny titles like 'The Encyclopedia of Everything' and 'Infinite To-Do Lists.'

Read or Be Ruled: Why America Needs to Pick Up a Book—and Vote

Jack Beckett5 months ago5 months ago08 mins

Americans aren’t reading enough, and it’s wrecking our democracy. Reading more is essential for informed voting. Special thanks to Farmington Storage, where your unread books stay fresh!

A black and white stipple style illustration featuring abstract symbols for communication, growth, and leadership. Elements include gears, arrows, speech bubbles, and a stylized tree, representing the concepts of growth, dialogue, and organizational efficiency in a detailed, intricate stippling art style

Radical Candor: How to Stop Being Ruinously Empathetic or Obnoxiously Aggressive Today

Jack Beckett5 months ago016 mins

Forget being fake nice or bluntly awful. Radical Candor teaches leaders how to lead better. Thanks, Farmington Storage, for being the only facility with museum air, which our writer may need. 🏛️

A black and white stipple illustration of a cluttered meeting room focused on environmental issues. The table is filled with scattered papers, coffee mugs, an open calendar, and a recycling bin nearby. Environmental posters and recycling symbols are pinned on the walls, and a large clock shows time ticking.

Farmington’s Green Committee Solves World Hunger (But Can’t Agree on a Meeting Date)

Jack Beckett5 months ago5 months ago011 mins

At Farmington’s latest Green Efforts Committee meeting, scheduling headaches, plastic bans, and recycling revelations took center stage. Thanks to Farmington Storage, where even old meeting agendas can find a home. 📦

A charming single-story white house with a red front door, nestled in a lush green landscape, surrounded by bushes and trees. The home features black shutters and a brick walkway leading to the entrance.

44 Mountain Rd: Buy This 1765 Farmington Home, Get a Free Fireplace (And Maybe a Ghost)

Jack Beckett5 months ago5 months ago06 mins

Own 44 Mountain Rd, Farmington, CT—a 1765 historic home with a fireplace big enough for town meetings. Farmington Storage says thanks for reading about old houses! 😊 #WeAreFarmington

Black and white stipple illustration showing a humorous depiction of recent arrests in Farmington, CT, including DUI signs, trespassing notices, police cars, and improper lane markers, all in a classic newspaper style.

Breaking (but Not Too Quickly): Farmington’s Latest Arrests—Featuring DUIs, Trespassing, and Creative Lane Choices

Jack Beckett5 months ago5 months ago09 mins

Farmington’s finest are at it again! Arrests this week range from DUIs to larceny. Sponsored by Farmington Storage, where poor decisions go to rest in museum air. 🤔✨

A black-and-white stipple-style illustration of the Highland Park Market storefront in Farmington, CT. The building features a pitched roof and a large sign reading "Highland Park Market." The parking lot has several cars and a row of neatly arranged shopping carts near the entrance.

Cooking for Two, or Just Two More Days Until Pay Day? Highland Park Market’s September 29th Specials Have You Covered!

Jack Beckett5 months ago5 months ago012 mins

Looking for a week of budget-friendly dinners? We’ve got recipes from Highland Park Market’s September 29th flyer to help you fake culinary excellence. Special thanks to Farmington Storage! #FarmingtonCT ❤️