Farmington Mansion: A Bargain at $1.6M or Just Another Money Pit? 🏰
Discover the rollercoaster pricing of this 6-bed, 10-bath Farmington mansion. Is it a dream home or financial nightmare? Find out now! 💸🏡
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Local Government Grinds to Halt Over Brick Orders and Jargon: A Hilarious Recap of Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee Meeting
🏛️ Farmington’s 1928 Building Committee meeting erupts in brick talk and endless jargon. Read our satirical take on high school renovations, contract awards, and bureaucratic antics! 📚💼
Unionville’s Historic Walking Tour: Because What Else Would You Do in September? 🏛️🚶♂️
Join Unionville’s walking tour for a thrilling journey through history. Perfect for those who find modern life too exciting. 📜⚒️
UPDATED – Gerry Smith vs. Matthew Corey: A Detailed Comparison of Connecticut’s Republican Senate Candidates
Discover the key differences between Gerry Smith and Matthew Corey as they vie for the Republican nomination in Connecticut. 🗳️ Learn about their backgrounds, policies, and what’s at stake. 🇺🇸 #Election2024
Farmington’s Finest: A Week of Arrests, Domestic Drama, and Speeding Shenanigans
Farmington CT’s latest arrest log features breaches of peace, DUIs, and emergency call interference. Discover the surprising side of our tranquil town! 😲👮♂️ #FarmingtonNews #PoliceBlotter #Drama
Farmington’s Chief of Surveys: Where Indiana Jones Meets Bob the Builder
Uncover Farmington’s hidden treasures as the Chief of Surveys. Earn $91K+ while playing with fancy gadgets and writing legal docs. Apply now and live the adventure! 🌍💼 #FarmingtonJobs
Farmington’s Finest: Part-Time Firefighters Wanted!
Become Farmington’s next hero! Earn $20/hr saving cats from trees and battling blazes. Apply now and get your superhero cape ready! 🚒🔥 #FarmingtonFire #VolunteerHero
Farmington Home Price Plunges: 4 Kensington Pl. Now for $949K – Grab It Before It Bounces!
Get the scoop on 4 Kensington Pl’s wild price history and why this $949K listing is the bargain of the century! Thank you Farmington Storage for sponsoring this real estate roller coaster. 📉🔑
Discover Farmington’s Hidden Gem: A $1.38M Colonial Palace with 5 Fireplaces!
Explore this $1.38M Colonial home in Farmington, CT. With 5 beds, 5 baths, and 4 fireplaces, luxury meets charm. Perfect for family living! #RealEstate #LuxuryLiving 🔑🏡
Farmington Seeks Unsung Heroes: Volunteer to Critique, Preserve, and Serve!
🤣 Ready to be a hero? Farmington wants YOU for volunteer gigs. Critique buildings, save wetlands, honor veterans, and more! Call now and make a difference. 🌟📞