Farmington’s TPZ Faces Off Over Eli Road Blasting Drama—Neighbors on Edge ☕️💣
Farmington’s TPZ meeting turns explosive 💥 as residents clash over blasting permits at 71 Eli Rd. Neighbors fear for wells, pools, sanity. Coffee required ☕️.
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Farmington’s Latest Crime Wave Involves Exactly One Person 🙄🚨
Farmington rocked by single arrest—crime spree or just a slow weekend? 😂 Thanks to Farmington Storage, where crime doesn’t pay, but your stuff stays safe!
Farmington Cyclists Say “Route 4” a Biking Nightmare, Demand Immediate Action
🚧 Cyclists blast Farmington’s Route 4 as unsafe—demand urgent improvements; trails praised, streets panned. 😬
Water, Bugs, and Bureaucracy: A Blow-by-Blow of Farmington’s March Wastewater Meeting
In Farmington, Even the Wastewater Moves Faster Than the Traffic Farmington, CT — April 9, 2025The April Water Pollution Control…
Budget, Bureaucracy, and Backup Generators: Farmington Passes $136.7M Budget in Marathon Town Council Meeting
📋 Farmington’s April 7 meeting covered budgets, HVAC overhauls, sidewalk stats, police generators, and a town-wide spring trash blitz. Nothing says civic duty like manhole talk.
Farmington’s “Big Arrest”: Disorderly Conduct Interrupts Town’s Quiet—Briefly
👮♂️ One man arrested in Farmington for disorderly conduct. Thanks to Farmington Storage—keeping our scandals fresh with Museum Air™!
Vinyl Windows Denied, Bluestone Approved: Full Rundown of Farmington’s Historic District Showdown on March 25
Heat pumps, lattice, and one very firm “no” to vinyl windows. Full report from Farmington’s HDC March 25 meeting. 🧱📏
Farmington Police Crack Down: Two Whole Arrests Shatter Local Calm 🚔
Farmington rocked as police bravely arrest exactly two individuals—details inside! Thanks to Farmington Storage, proud home of Connecticut’s fanciest Museum Air™. 😏
Farmington Zoning Commission Serves Up Asphalt, Sourdough, and Glowing Letters at March 24 Meeting
Full Farmington TPZ breakdown 🧾: food trucks, porch pickups, illuminated signs, and one very convincing asphalt argument 🛠️🍞
Farmington Manhunt Ends in Headlight Confusion, High Speeds, and a Probation Double Feature 🚨
Two arrests, one high-speed chase, and a probation violation you’ll read twice. Sponsored by Farmington Storage—now with museum-quality air. 🧊🔒