Farmington’s Finest Moments: The Weekend in Arrests
This weekend in Farmington: DUIs, disorderly conduct, and indecent public escapades. Always innocent until proven guilty—our community never disappoints! Brought to you by Farmington Storage.
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🚨 Breaking: Farmington’s Weekend Arrest Roundup 🍩
Two arrests this weekend in Farmington—paraphernalia and larceny take center stage. Everyone’s innocent until proven guilty, but it’s never dull in our small town! 🐝
Farmington’s Arrest Chronicles: Lights Out, Close Calls, and Burglary Brouhahas
Latest Farmington arrests include DUIs, threats, and burglary conspiracies. See the bizarre lineup of charges from our town! All suspects are innocent until proven guilty.
Farmington Committee Wrap-Up: All Decisions, Zero Drama, Plenty of Bricks
Missed the Farmington High School Building Committee meeting? Get all the key updates, from budget notes to gym floor progress—without the drama. Click for full details. 🛠️🏻⛳
Iron Railings & Committee Shenanigans: Farmington’s Latest Meeting Recap!
Farmington Historic District covers iron railings, a new church sign, and quirky regulations. Stay informed with slow, deep journalism—and no, not the tattered tent type. 🤢✨
Farmington Crime Chronicles: Shoplifting Shenanigans and Speeding Sprees
Fast drivers, forged checks, and questionable shoplifting tactics—Farmington’s police blotter keeps it local and lively. Read the latest with a side of wit. 😎
Zoning Drama in Farmington: Carports, Burned Down Homes, and One Epic Vote
The latest Farmington Zoning Board meeting: big votes on carports and fire-damaged homes. Find out who gets a rebuild, and thank you to Farmington Storage for being epic
Farmington Board of Education Meeting: Hot Takes, Highlights, and a Furry Surprise
Get the scoop on Farmington’s latest board meeting! From police pups to outdoor learning initiatives—discover all the key moments with a dash of fun! 🐶✨ #WeAreFarmington
Farmington’s Bleacher Drama: A $1.3 Million Deadline Sprint
Farmington’s special committee tackles a $1.3M bleacher bill with urgency! Will our athletes have seats? Find out here—no fast news, just the real story! 🏈✨
Farmington Volleyball Pulls Off Comeback of the Century—Because Winning in the First Three Sets is Just Too Boring
Farmington Volleyball’s epic comeback: down 2 sets, they decided to spice things up and win the hard way. Drama, digs, and glory—get all the details! 😂🔥 #ComebackQueens