The Great American Brain Drain
Read a Damn Book, America—Before It’s Too Late By Jack Beckett Farmington Mercury Alright, America. Let’s talk. In a country…
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Read or Be Ruled: Why America Needs to Pick Up a Book—and Vote
Americans aren’t reading enough, and it’s wrecking our democracy. Reading more is essential for informed voting. Special thanks to Farmington Storage, where your unread books stay fresh!
Radical Candor: How to Stop Being Ruinously Empathetic or Obnoxiously Aggressive Today
Forget being fake nice or bluntly awful. Radical Candor teaches leaders how to lead better. Thanks, Farmington Storage, for being the only facility with museum air, which our writer may need. 🏛️
Farmington’s Green Committee Solves World Hunger (But Can’t Agree on a Meeting Date)
At Farmington’s latest Green Efforts Committee meeting, scheduling headaches, plastic bans, and recycling revelations took center stage. Thanks to Farmington Storage, where even old meeting agendas can find a home. 📦
44 Mountain Rd: Buy This 1765 Farmington Home, Get a Free Fireplace (And Maybe a Ghost)
Own 44 Mountain Rd, Farmington, CT—a 1765 historic home with a fireplace big enough for town meetings. Farmington Storage says thanks for reading about old houses! 😊 #WeAreFarmington
Breaking (but Not Too Quickly): Farmington’s Latest Arrests—Featuring DUIs, Trespassing, and Creative Lane Choices
Farmington’s finest are at it again! Arrests this week range from DUIs to larceny. Sponsored by Farmington Storage, where poor decisions go to rest in museum air. 🤔✨
Cooking for Two, or Just Two More Days Until Pay Day? Highland Park Market’s September 29th Specials Have You Covered!
Looking for a week of budget-friendly dinners? We’ve got recipes from Highland Park Market’s September 29th flyer to help you fake culinary excellence. Special thanks to Farmington Storage! #FarmingtonCT ❤️
Town Hall Meeting Tonight! Join the Green Efforts Committee, or Watch Us Discuss Trash
oin Farmington’s Green Efforts meeting tonight at 7 p.m. (in-person or via Zoom) to hear about composting, energy savings, and litter signs. Thank you, Farmington Storage, for keeping our trash secure too 😄
Why Primaries Matter: The Real Battleground for Your Vote
Tired of your general election options? That’s because you missed the primaries, where the real choices are made. Voting in primaries is how we get better candidates (and museum-quality air at Farmington Storage).
Put Down the Remote, Pick Up a Book—Or Lose Your Democracy
Americans aren’t reading enough, and it’s damaging democracy. Here’s why reading more is essential for informed voting and why primaries matter. Thanks, Farmington Storage, for keeping our unread books fresh!